AliceTheOwl Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your life didn't turn out like you planned. You find a checklist of "Things to do by the time I'm 30" stuck between the pages of your favorite book when you were younger, and you wonder who wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The strip search at prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Strip Search at Denny's... NT: New and Improved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New and Improved! Water!! Now with even more Hydrogen and Oxygen!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Strip Search at Denny's... NT: New and Improved! Try Sex. Now improved with more grunting. NT: Philosophical bandits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Philosophical bandits. "We both know property is an artificial, man-made concept. It doesn't matter in the logn run whether you have the gold or I have the gold. So it won't really gvie you any trouble to give it to me. So stand and deliver!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "To Err is human...now give me your f-en wallet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Philosophical bandits. "You may as well give me the money. It is the only reason you exist, you know. Once I run around this corner, you shall cease to exist and will no longer matter. My subconscious dreamt you up because I needed some money, which also is a fabrication of my imagination..." NT: Daily specials at the world's worst bakery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Monkey Ass Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Daily specials at the world's worst bakery Toupee souffle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crunchy Frog Croissants NT: Your favorite "I Scream" flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Krunchy Kruger Ripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rocky Road with real rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Strawberry Ax to the head NT: Smells that shouldn't come from the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're one-night stand's perfume... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your exercise kit after a particularly vigorous work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smells that shouldn't come from the fridge Napalm in the morning. NT: List a crime and a bad stories to tell the judge as to why you're not guilty of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grand Theft Auto: "Really, sir, my friends and I were just LARPing a video game!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Abuse of a Corpse: "You're preventing me from practicing my religios. besides, raising the dead is a GOOD thing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Of course I put a stake through his heart, he never looked in any mirrors. You KNOW what that means!" NT: Things you don't expect to hear Batman say - ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't expect to hear Batman say - ever. "is my voice all right? I don't know if I'm Christian Bale, George Clooney, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Adam West or Kevin Conroy today. Maybe you can tell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't expect to hear Batman say - ever. "Does this utility belt make my hips look big?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know, Joker, this one was actually funny." NT: Sings that Captain Kirk has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know' date=' Joker, this one was actually [i']funny[/i]." NT: Sings that Captain Kirk has lost his mind. Captain Kirk is a total bonzooooooo! Fa lalalalalala! (sorry, I always make the sings/signs mistake) Kirk: No, I don't think I'll bang the hot blue alien chick today, I'm feeling like I need something more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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