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Captain, not only is this behavior illogical, but riding a swing through my pierced ears is discomforting and an impairment to my duties as a starfleet officer.

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"Why can't we just go home and have some hot chocolate?"

 

NT: Signs your favorite comic book character is being now written by (pick least favorite/most despised writer)

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NT: Signs your favorite comic book character is being now written by (pick least favorite/most despised writer)

 

Now this is interesting...it seems that the Fantastic Four are all aliens who switched with Reed and company during the "cosmic ray" storm they hit. The real Richards' crew is in a coma buried miles beneath solid rock in a planetoid circling the Kree homeworld...makes sense to me.

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'"HEY! Ami-chan! Rei-chan! Minako-chan! what are you doing, and where are your clothes?"

 

(I knew we never should have sold the Sailor Moon rights to Studio Foglio.....)

 

NT: Things never to do after suddenly finding yourself transported to Middle-Earth.

 

Fangorn Forest eh? Looks like the perfect place to begin singing "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay!" :D

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NT: Things never to do after suddenly finding yourself transported to Middle-Earth.

 

Sauron's a pussy! I could take him esily.

 

NT: Threads that should be... on the NGD

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NT: Signs your high school guidance counselor is out of her mind.

 

"Prudence, a hot piece of tail like you is no good in the sciences, now I know a few pimps that would LOVE to have you in their stable. I'll set you up..."

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NT: Signs your high school guidance counselor is out of her mind.

 

You know, Jenny, there's a lot of money being made in cults these days...

 

edit: D'oh! got bumped to third...

 

 

NT: Caveman HERO supplements.

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Dark Caveman HERO : with thirty different varietyies of club, fifteen stone azes, and twelve different types of flint arrowhead! not to mention the menace of the Og!

 

NT: Things you don't want to hear from your obstetrician during childbirth.

You are certain the father was human, right?

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New Topic:Favorite euphamisms for insults...

Slams or put-downs

 

Well, they are euphamisms........

 

People who know me know I'm insulting people when I call them "Sparky." As in "okay, sparky, I see your point." Long story.

 

NT: Signs your computer has become artificially intelligent, and doesn't like you.

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