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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"I gotta meet this Mightybec guy..."

 

NT: No-Talent Celebrity Tag, Take II!

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Guest Skaramine

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"And here promoting Baywatch Nights: The Motion Picture... David Haselhoff!"

 

NT:

Two (x) (y), One (x)(z).

 

ie: Two men enter, one man leaves.

Two geese gobble, one goose honks.

 

(edited for clarity)

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"Honey... you just ate 14 pizzas."

"BUT AM I FILLING OUT YET?"

"..."

"I'll never get boobs at this rate..."

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Not to sound stupid' date=' but who is Lina Inverse?[/quote']

Some female sorcerer from Slayers Anime who vanquishes evil, practices black magic, is flat chested, very hungry and greedy. GBG (God Bless Google).

 

'Sweetie, calm down. The nice police officer is not the ancient demigod of darkness and you really aren't going to turn the full powers of Hell on him.

Sorry about this officer, she gets kinda cranky if she hasn't eaten'

 

NT: Signs that Google doesn't want you know things man isn't meant to know

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*sounds of typing*

"dub-dub-dub dot google dot com"

"H-A-S-T-U..."

*sound of screen sideways flushing like a Stargate, tentacles snapping out and wrapping around the typist.*

Typist: AIEEEEEEEEE!

*sound of typist slurped through screen.*

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You never see her and Fred Bittick in the same room at the same time...

 

woops, wrong one.

 

"Honey... are you okay? You didn't like the jade necklace I gave you? You look awfully sick, honey..."

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NT: Signs that you're dating Supergirl.
While cuddling after, you notice two mysterious smoking holes in the ceiling above the bed...

 

NT: Things that are bad when your kids say them but sound great when coming from your spouse.

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While cuddling after, you notice two mysterious smoking holes in the ceiling above the bed...

 

NT: Things that are bad when your kids say them but sound great when coming from your spouse.

Spank me! I did something very bad. :weep:

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