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"I thought you used to be a secretary for a Doctor."

"Yeah."

"So... how come you have top secret security clearance to a British military installation?"

"Uhm..."

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NT: Signs your girlfriend was once a companion of the Doctor (Doctor Who)

"Honey, you don't need to use that. I've got my cell phone right here."

 

NT: What aerobics in Hell would be like.

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"Honey, you don't need to use that. I've got my cell phone right here."

 

NT: What aerobics in Hell would be like.

"Welcome to Sweatin' To Axl Rose Acapella. I'm your instructor, APOLLYON!"

 

:whip:

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"What do you mean Mark MacGuire broke MANTLE'S record?"

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NT: Signs you've been transported to a paralell universe.
"Wow! Catwoman is the best movie I've ever seen!!"

 

NT: You know it's time to look for a new job when...

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"Say, does that photocopier look kind of phallic to you, Bob?"

 

"You will be Xeroxed! XEROXED! XEEEEEE-ROOXXXXXEEEDDD!"

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"That new Watercooler is kind of Creepy. Not as bad as the new coffee machine, but definately scarier than the new fax machine."

 

 

 

NT: Signs that you might have had one too many drinks (or "Home made Brownies")

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"Hey... who forgot to pay the gravity bill?"

 

BLOMP!

 

"Doug... whoa... did you just do a superball impersonation?"

 

"I like my feet..."

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"I was feeling down, but then I ate a mushroom and perked right up! LOOK OUT! A TURTLE!"

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NT: Signs your signficant other is a refugee from a video game.

 

 

"My grilfreind likes to have sex outdoors."

 

"Why do you say that?"

 

"She keeps shouting 'Cloud!' when we have sex."

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"So, after we reset our relationship, I want to go to the movies instead of the park, I bet the ring will be there, then we can get married, then have kids, but if that doesn't work we should try seeing a different movie and maybe use a different phrase when we talk to the man at the counter"

 

NT: Funny airplane pilot tricks.

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"Okay, how many of you have ever seen a 737 thread the needle through the Harlem Tunnel?"

 

*plane dips dramatically*

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NT: Funny airplane pilot tricks.

"Attention, passengers... Passengers, your attention please.

Now, nobody panic- I repeat, don't panic!- but...

does anybody on board happen to know how to fly an airplane?"

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, I thought I should let you know that there has been a change in plans. i just decided i want to defect, and we are now flying to Cuba."

 

NT: Signs the principal at your high school is out of his mind.

"Uhm, Principle... why are our children wearing black and yellow spandex?"

 

"My title is Professor. Cyclops! To my side!"

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