Enforcer84 Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Wait, er...no, don't walk out the door yet...Okay, now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I thought you used to be a secretary for a Doctor." "Yeah." "So... how come you have top secret security clearance to a British military installation?" "Uhm..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your girlfriend was once a companion of the Doctor (Doctor Who) "Honey, you don't need to use that. I've got my cell phone right here." NT: What aerobics in Hell would be like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey, you don't need to use that. I've got my cell phone right here." NT: What aerobics in Hell would be like. "Welcome to Sweatin' To Axl Rose Acapella. I'm your instructor, APOLLYON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "1000000000000 tummy crunches! Feel the Burn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Twist that neck! All the way back! Now, all the way forwards! GOOD! Now do that a million more times...." NT: Signs you've been transported to a paralell universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've been transported to a paralell universe. All the guys have grown these odd little beards...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you mean Mark MacGuire broke MANTLE'S record?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've been transported to a paralell universe. "Wow! Catwoman is the best movie I've ever seen!!" NT: You know it's time to look for a new job when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's time to look for a new job when... .... The UPS man delivers seventy paper shredders, a whole bunch of magnets, and tickets to Panama for the CEO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know it's time to look for a new job when...[/font] "All right, let's call this meeting of department heads to order. First item on the agenda for today, lick this monkey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "OK, from now on everybody is going to work 14-hour days seven days a week -- and did we mention that we're not actually going to pay you?" NT: Signs that your superior at work has betrayed Mankind to the Daleks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Say, does that photocopier look kind of phallic to you, Bob?" "You will be Xeroxed! XEROXED! XEEEEEE-ROOXXXXXEEEDDD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, whay happened to the stairs? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That new Watercooler is kind of Creepy. Not as bad as the new coffee machine, but definately scarier than the new fax machine." NT: Signs that you might have had one too many drinks (or "Home made Brownies") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Dude, this music video is, like, talking to me. And it knows my NAME! :shock:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey... who forgot to pay the gravity bill?" BLOMP! "Doug... whoa... did you just do a superball impersonation?" "I like my feet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're thinking I'm the sexiest thing on two legs, aren't you?" "Dave, I'm a PRIEST." NT: Signs your signficant other is a refugee from a video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I was feeling down, but then I ate a mushroom and perked right up! LOOK OUT! A TURTLE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your signficant other is a refugee from a video game. "My grilfreind likes to have sex outdoors." "Why do you say that?" "She keeps shouting 'Cloud!' when we have sex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, after we reset our relationship, I want to go to the movies instead of the park, I bet the ring will be there, then we can get married, then have kids, but if that doesn't work we should try seeing a different movie and maybe use a different phrase when we talk to the man at the counter" NT: Funny airplane pilot tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, how many of you have ever seen a 737 thread the needle through the Harlem Tunnel?" *plane dips dramatically* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Funny airplane pilot tricks. "Attention, passengers... Passengers, your attention please. Now, nobody panic- I repeat, don't panic!- but... does anybody on board happen to know how to fly an airplane?" Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ladies and Gentlemen, I thought I should let you know that there has been a change in plans. i just decided i want to defect, and we are now flying to Cuba." NT: Signs the principal at your high school is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ladies and Gentlemen, I thought I should let you know that there has been a change in plans. i just decided i want to defect, and we are now flying to Cuba." NT: Signs the principal at your high school is out of his mind. "Uhm, Principle... why are our children wearing black and yellow spandex?" "My title is Professor. Cyclops! To my side!" AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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