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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs the principal at your high school is out of his mind.

The supply cabinet with a false front full of shiny pointy things. Not to mention the shed with crosses ALLLLL over the walls.

 

(yeah, I just got done watching Buffy season 7. If that's not an example of a nutty principal, what is?)

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NT: Signs the principal at your high school is out of his mind.

 

"Attention Student's! I'm going to Hawaii to study American schools. Meanwhile you are in charge!"

 

 

NT: Actors and Roles they should not have taken.

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This only counts as one. I'll be here a while.

 

Halle Berry - Catwoman.

Carrot Top - any role.

Brandon Lee - the Crow (if only... if only... :weep: )

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Tormenting Dogs For Fun and Profit.

 

NT: Self Help Books for Parrots.

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How to Speak Pirate

 

NT: Signs your eccentirc uncle is really a necromancer

"Uhm... didn't Grandma die three years ago, Uncle Rex?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well... how come she just delivered a plate of fresh baked cookies?"

"Oh... uh..."

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NT: Signs your eccentric uncle is really a necromancer

He says that he works in the local cemetary as a gravedigger.

The odd thing is, he only ever seems to work in the middle of the night.

The day after a funeral.

 

NT: Useful applications of your towel missing from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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Marvin's so funny when you tie it around his optic sensors...

 

NT: Ways to Torment Angel, the vampire with a soul.

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