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NT: Signs your country has accidentally elected Zaphod Beeblebrox to the highest office in the land.

 

The political commentaters keep saying he's talking out of bothof his mouthes

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Zaphod decides the best way to pick the new Secretary of Defense is to have Trillian and Condi mud wrestle for it.

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Signs your country has accidentally elected Zaphod Beeblebrox to the highest office in the land.

 

"It's awful nice of him to put so much federal funding to the transportation budget."

 

(I know, it's weak, but I haven't seen the movie yet ... I was making a Vogon Constructor Fleet reference.)

 

NT: If Champions Universe supers created their own perfume lines.

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"If'n ya wanna smell like a man, smell the THE man! BULLDOZER baby! BULLDOZER!"

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"Daling, what's that perfume? it's so spicy, so intoxicating, so... metallic...."

 

"Thanks for noticing, dear. It's this new stuff I picked up called Eau de Mechanon. Like it?"

 

"Like it? Makes me want to reach for my screwdriver."

 

"Come here, big boy!"

 

NT: Signs you have unwittingly married a full-conversion cyborg.

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"Honey, have you seen my groinal socket attachment set?"

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He: "I don't know how to do count sheets."

 

Me: "But it's part of your JOB!"

 

He: "Well, I'm only here part-time."

 

Me: "But you're supposed to do these DAILY!"

 

He: "Well, I haven't done them in, like, months."

 

Me: "Okay, then let's go walk through this AGAIN. For the third time in the last 6 months."

 

He: "All right, but I'll just forget again."

 

(I wish I was making that up. :mad: )

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Welcome to Hines, VA. How may I help you?

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"I'm sorry, I was wondering what cup size you were. I guess i shouldn't ask that on the first date."

 

"No problem. Just let me know what cup size you want and I'll go in for the surgery in the morning."

 

NT: Signs your mother used to be a porn star

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You ask your mom to fluff for you and she nearly has a heart attack...

 

 

NT: Yo' momma is soooo (blank) that (nudder blank)

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They put you together with a kit that came from Wal-mart. Almost as good as the Sears Brand, but, that's why you can't fly off garage roofs...

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