Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, Dad." NT: Signs your country has accidentally elected Zaphod Beeblebrox to the highest office in the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your country has accidentally elected Zaphod Beeblebrox to the highest office in the land. The political commentaters keep saying he's talking out of bothof his mouthes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Zaphod decides the best way to pick the new Secretary of Defense is to have Trillian and Condi mud wrestle for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs your country has accidentally elected Zaphod Beeblebrox to the highest office in the land. "It's awful nice of him to put so much federal funding to the transportation budget." (I know, it's weak, but I haven't seen the movie yet ... I was making a Vogon Constructor Fleet reference.) NT: If Champions Universe supers created their own perfume lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Champions Universe supers created their own perfume lines. "To be irresistible to women, all you need is a little touch of Foxbat." WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If'n ya wanna smell like a man, smell the THE man! BULLDOZER baby! BULLDOZER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Daling, what's that perfume? it's so spicy, so intoxicating, so... metallic...." "Thanks for noticing, dear. It's this new stuff I picked up called Eau de Mechanon. Like it?" "Like it? Makes me want to reach for my screwdriver." "Come here, big boy!" NT: Signs you have unwittingly married a full-conversion cyborg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have unwittingly married a full-conversion cyborg. You find the power recharge port on your wedding night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey, have you seen my groinal socket attachment set?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chrome Cleaner in the shower. NT: Signs that Intelligent life has not been at your place of employment for some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He: "I don't know how to do count sheets." Me: "But it's part of your JOB!" He: "Well, I'm only here part-time." Me: "But you're supposed to do these DAILY!" He: "Well, I haven't done them in, like, months." Me: "Okay, then let's go walk through this AGAIN. For the third time in the last 6 months." He: "All right, but I'll just forget again." (I wish I was making that up. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to Hines, VA. How may I help you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shocker Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pease remove your shoes and step through the metal detector. (I'm on disability from the TSA) NT: Signs that the date may be going TOO well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I really like, you how about after the sweaty sex, we go meet my parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nice place you got here. When can I move in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm sorry, I was wondering what cup size you were. I guess i shouldn't ask that on the first date." "No problem. Just let me know what cup size you want and I'll go in for the surgery in the morning." NT: Signs your mother used to be a porn star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shocker Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi, I'm John Lovelace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your mother used to be a porn star She gives you a book titled "Jimmy has One mommy and 10 daddys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You ask your mom to fluff for you and she nearly has a heart attack... NT: Yo' momma is soooo (blank) that (nudder blank) zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yo' momma is soooo loose that she can get a hand further up her than Miss Piggy. (dammit, i'm channeling 'bec again...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yo' momma is soooo ugly that she turned Medusa to stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your mother is so 'friendly' that the US Navy has her listed as a safe harbour. NT: Things your elder sibling told you that weren't true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They put you together with a kit that came from Wal-mart. Almost as good as the Sears Brand, but, that's why you can't fly off garage roofs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You were the stable one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat After you were born, your obstetrician became a fullt-ime abortionist. NT: Signs that the head writer of your favorite TV show is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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