Cancer Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventions likely to arouse the public's ire such as The Puppy Catapult Meth-O's and Benze-O's ... a pair of nutritious breakfast cereals to start your day off the way you need it. Need to go fast from the get-go? Chomp down some Meth-O's. Plan on a slow morning? Begin it with Benze-O's. The first pair of boxes are free! NT: Kitchen appliances that would be much more interesting if developed by a Mad Scientist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I call it the Food Transmogrifier!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The humble potato masher. only now it doesn't just mash potatoes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Kitchen appliances that would be much more interesting if developed by a Mad Scientist. "Why wouldn't you use a microscopic black hole as the central component of your trash compacter?" NT: Best things overheard at the Mad Scientist Convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why wouldn't you use a microscopic black hole as the central component of your trash compacter?" NT: Best things overheard at the Mad Scientist Convention. "You know, they call me mad, but really, I'm not even a little irate ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best things overheard at the Mad Scientist Convention. "Victor's still trying to reanimate unliving flesh? He needs to catch up with the rest of us. Reanimation is so 200 years ago...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best things overheard at the Mad Scientist Convention. "You know my assistant, Ivy?...I'm totally hitting that." NT: It's the Mad Scientist Day parade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Mad Scientist Day parade! "And riding in the convertible at the front of the parade is this year's Miss Mad Scientist, Log-Man's assistant Ivy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Mad Scientist Day parade! "My favorite part is when all of the giant balloons in the parade disperse their gas, generating the largest mobile fuel-air explosive east of the Mississippi!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Mad Scientist Day parade! And, of course, it takes place in a violent thunderstorm. NT: Subtle signs your son or daughter is going to be a Mad Scientist when they grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your son or daughter is going to be a Mad Scientist when they grow up. They've turned the family dog into a cyborg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your son or daughter is going to be a Mad Scientist when they grow up. Their imaginary friend gets constructed out of dead people parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your son or daughter is going to be a Mad Scientist when they grow up. Because I built him to do just that. NT: Things you don't want your mad scientist son or daughter doing in your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want your mad scientist son or daughter doing in your house. Bringing their sexpot lab assistant into their room and closing the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because I built him to do just that. NT: Things you don't want your mad scientist son or daughter doing in your house. dragging those messy dead body parts thru the living room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiducia Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want your mad scientist son or daughter doing in your house. All those experiments are hell on the utility bill. Turn the dramatic electricty archs off!! NT: Oh dear...there's an angry mob outside the house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh dear...there's an angry mob outside the house... I told you not to wear white before Memorial Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bunnehhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Taste Great! Less Filling! Tastes Great! Less Filling! NT: People you want in the next "Wasssssuuuupppp!!!???" commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People you want in the next "Wasssssuuuupppp!!!???" commercial Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People you want in the next "Wasssssuuuupppp!!!???" commercial Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People you want in the next "Wasssssuuuupppp!!!???" commercial Helen Keller and Marlee Matlin NT: Budweiser's rejected spokes animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Frog1: "Bud" Frog2: "Wise" Snake: *says nothing while eating the frogs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Budweiser's rejected spokes animals "I guess Leper McFestery wasn't such a good marketing idea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why don't people like Freddy the Drunk Driving Lemur?" NT: Subtle signs that your dog has been driving the car behind your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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