Pariah Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your dog has been driving the car behind your back. Empty Alpo cans on the floor in the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why don't people like Freddy the Drunk Driving Lemur?" NT: Subtle signs that your dog has been driving the car behind your back. "Why is the seat so far forward?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Like aircraft in World War 2 every cat kill is marked on the car. NT: Signs that your cat has been driving the car behind your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your cat has been driving the car behind your back Dead mice in the gas tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your cat has been driving the car behind your back A routine traffic stop ends with you getting busted for possession of 2 oz. of catnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your cat has been driving the car behind your back When you start the car, you suffer permanent hearing loss from the MC Kitteh hip-hop disk left in the CD player. NT: Your fantasies of climactic bad-guy-gets-comeuppance scenes that happen in your workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your fantasies of climactic bad-guy-gets-comeuppance scenes that happen in your workplace. Somebody, somewhere, just once, actually gets fired for being incompetent. No violence, no screaming. Just "if you can't do your job, you can't have your job". OK, some violence. As Thai is leaving the building after being fired, I run over him. Twice. Maybe three times. Then take a poop on him. Then run him over again. Then possibly set him on fire. Or poop on him one last time, haven't decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Somebody, somewhere, just once, actually gets fired for being incompetent. No violence, no screaming. Just "if you can't do your job, you can't have your job". OK, some violence. As Thai is leaving the building after being fired, I run over him. Twice. Maybe three times. Then take a poop on him. Then run him over again. Then possibly set him on fire. Or poop on him one last time, haven't decided. This year from Milk Man Dan Productions: There will be poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your fantasies of climactic bad-guy-gets-comeuppance scenes that happen in your workplace. Knowing that the idiots who make my life difficult at work are most likely going to continue to live the kinds of lives they live right now for the remainder of their natural lives. In other words, they're going to continue to work in call centers well into their sixties because they're too lazy and too stupid to do anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ten minutes after I quit, the plant spontaneously explodes. I had nothing to do with it, of course. NT: Subtle signs this is a bad day to run a marathon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs this is a bad day to run a marathon. The sun comes up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In an effort to emulate the metric system, the International Convention on Weights and Measures redefines the as 10,000 feet effective immediately, increasing the length of the marathon by another 23.4 (old) miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The proclomation that anyone who does not finish the race in under 2 hours would be subject to a marathon of Pauly Shore movies. NT: What Franklin Richards does to celebrate Mother's Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat would Mummy like a new universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Franklin Richards does to celebrate Mother's Day "I'm not going to use my powers today so that you and Daddy can have some of that 'special alone time' you're always talking about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm not going to use my powers today so that you and Daddy can have some of that 'special alone time' you're always talking about." [off topic] rimshot: Away from Joey Q's clutches! carry on. [/off topic] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The proclomation that anyone who does not finish the race in under 2 hours would be subject to a marathon of Pauly Shore movies. NT: What Franklin Richards does to celebrate Mother's Day "I retconned Joe Quesada out of existence just for you! Now daddy isn't a fascist jerkwad!" NT: What other superheroes do for their mothers on Mother's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What other superheroes do for their mothers on Mother's Day. "Those new condos are blocking your view of the ocean? HULK SMASH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I retconned Joe Quesada out of existence just for you! Now daddy isn't a fascist jerkwad!" NT: What other superheroes do for their mothers on Mother's Day. Make a deal with Mephisto to save your elderly aunt's life at the ruin of your own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go down to Crime Alley and punch out some muggers. NT: Subtle signs that your Mother's Day gift was a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Mother's Day gift was a bad idea. "Well, sorry, mom, I thought it would be something different. I didn't know the Strip-O-Gram was going to show up in the middle of church. Did it cause much interference with dad's sermon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So mum wants me dead for reanimating the grandparents ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Mother's Day gift was a bad idea. "Yeah, Mom's feeling a lot better, they say she'll be discharged in the next week or so. Man, who'd have thought a simple Mother's Day gift would be enough to give a person a heart attack?" New Topic: Thinking ahead, Bad ideas for Father's Day gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Thinking ahead' date=' Bad ideas for Father's Day gifts.[/quote'] "Honey, I'm pregnant!" "Pregnant! But . . . but I had a vasectomy!" "Yes, well, that was you, not me. Don't worry, Bob looks a lot like you, nobody will be able to tell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vouchers for a sex change operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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