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NT: Signs that the head writer of your favorite TV show is out of his mind.

 

"So, after Batman wrestles Superman to the ground, he decks Doomsday and gives Darkseid the ol' Moe-Eye-Poke."

 

NT: The last thing you want to hear before the anaesthetic kicks in.

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"So, was this the sex change operation, or the kidney donation?"

"Uhmmm... let's do both."

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NT: The last thing you want to hear before the anaesthetic kicks in.

Ok, now which page explains this procedure?

 

 

NT: Movie crossover ideas that almost got made but didn't due to bugget reasons.

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NT: Movie crossover ideas that almost got made but didn't due to bugget reasons.

 

(Bugget reasons?)

 

"Spider-Man vs Batman was all set, but we couldn't squeeze Kevin Smith's and Joel Schumacher's egos onto the same soundstage."

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Alien vs Predator vs The Thing from Another World vs the Olsen Twins

 

The special effects were no problem. The licence issues were resolved but the twins demands and fees blew the budget several times over.

 

NT: Things you accidentally said to your hot new boss.

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Ok' date=' fine!! Horrible, horrible spelling!! I was tired at the time okay?![/quote']

NT: Signs that the host of your favorite talk radio show doesn't have a clue.

 

Today on Al Frankin, Posters and their Spelling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and naked midget mime nazis.

...you'll have to take my word for it. It's radio!

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NT: Signs that the host of your favorite talk radio show doesn't have a clue.
"On Today's Show: Hot Lesbian Gamers!"

 

NT: You can't pretend you're not addicted when...

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"On Today's Show: Hot Lesbian Gamers!"

 

NT: You can't pretend you're not addicted when...

 

 

Can't eat. To busy smoking!

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"You must trust the force, Luke."

 

"I CAN'T FRICKIN' SEE OUT OF THE DAMN HELMET YOU IDIOT!"

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"When I said Coke I meant Coke' date=' not [i']Coke[/i]!"

 

NT: Signs your high school football coach is out of his mind.

 

Okay! I want the QB to pass the ball off to the running back, who needs to run downfeild and pass it off to the head cheerleader.

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NT: Signs your high school football coach is out of his mind.
Inspired by Disney movies, he replaces the entire starting line with new recruits from the City Zoo.

 

NT: You know you're not just a Geek but an Ubergeek when...

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NT: You know you're not just a Geek but an Ubergeek when...

 

You discuss who could beat who: Captain America or Batman. And get mad when others don't see it your way.

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