Basil Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs these Olympic Games are not going as planned. Hundreds of Tibetans in jail NT: Unexpected & metahuman-only uses for a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected & metahuman-only uses for a cracker. "Hey, don't eat that...I'm growing a tiny civilization on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected & metahuman-only uses for a cracker. For a quick burst of energy: Energy Saltines: +25 END (13 Active Points); 2 Charges (You get two in a package; -1 1/2), OIF (Tasty crackers; -1/2), Gestures (You have to get them out of the plastic package before eating; -1/4) Real Cost: 4 Points Crackers are pretty much all carbohydrates, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ninja throwing stars for a food fight NT: What hideous plot is afoot that Death Tribble is posting on a Sunday ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What hideous plot is afoot that Death Tribble is posting on a Sunday ? Death Tribble is stranded on an island that is 24 hours ahead of the rest of the world... but has plenty of internet access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death Tribble has Panda issues, NT: Animals you do not want to teach kung-fu to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals you do not want to teach kung-fu to. "You taught a T-Rex kung fu? Why would you do that??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death Tribble has Panda issues, NT: Animals you do not want to teach kung-fu to. Bats... I hate bats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals you do not want to teach kung-fu to. Cats. Because they'll laugh at you and then tear your face off with their claws. NT: Animals one shouldn't teach belly dancing to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals one shouldn't teach belly dancing to. Cobras, cause they're all belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals one shouldn't teach belly dancing to. Huge ancient red dragons. One shimmy could level an entire village! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals one shouldn't teach belly dancing to. Cats, because nobody would be able to resist rubbing the belly. NT: "What's that, Lassie? Timmy ______________________ again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "What's that' date=' Lassie? Timmy ______________________ again?"[/quote'] "What's that, Lassie? Timmy drank an entire fifth of tequila and is projectile vomiting again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "What's that' date=' Lassie? Timmy ______________________ again?"[/quote'] "What's that, Lassie? Timmy is hanging around with the bad kids again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What's that, Lassie? Timmy threw you down the well again?" NT: How to teach a cat to belly dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to teach a cat to belly dance. Two Words: Clothes Dryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to teach a cat to belly dance. All it takes is the correct music. Like so: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to teach a cat to belly dance. With a cattle prod..... NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car, more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote'] Faster than a car traveling at the posed speed limit in a residential neighborhood! More powerful than a fuel-efficient hybrid diesel locomotive! Is it an endangered California condor? Is it a solar-powered, zero-emissions experimental aircraft? No, it's Politically-Correct Person (of either gender)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote'] "In the well-lit portion of the day, In the time of day when the sun has gone down and there isn't much moon, so it's hard to see, assuming you have sight, No activity which has been widely recognized as socially unacceptable, unwanted, or subject to legal action will be unseen, if that wasn't too trite, Let those who have an affinity towards socially destructive behavior and probably need a time-out, Be made aware they need to take one of these brochures on sensitivity training, which is Tuesday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote'] In brightest day (Nothing wrong with this) In darkest night ('Blackest' sounds racist) No lawlessness shall escape my sight ('Evil' is a value judgment; objectivity requires that we judge people's action based on legality, not on an arbitrary moral code) Let those who seek to emulate lawlessness' might (Use of the word 'Worship' could be seen to violate Constitutionally mandated separation of Church and State) Beware my legal authority...Green Lantern's light! ("Power corrupts; those who use their power without official sanction are no different than the criminals they fight." -Tony Stark) New Topic: Favorite fun superhero summer activities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Favorite fun superhero summer activities Barbecue! Everybody loves barbecue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Favorite fun superhero summer activities Dying, being reborn, dying, being reborn, dying . . . well, you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Batman's video recording of the DC and Marvel Girls bikini fun weekend NT: What Wonder Woman will do if she finds out about being filmed at the DC and Marvel Girls bikini fun weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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