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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Unexpected & metahuman-only uses for a cracker.

 

For a quick burst of energy:

 

Energy Saltines: +25 END (13 Active Points); 2 Charges (You get two in a package; -1 1/2), OIF (Tasty crackers; -1/2), Gestures (You have to get them out of the plastic package before eating; -1/4)

Real Cost: 4 Points

 

Crackers are pretty much all carbohydrates, aren't they?

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NT: "What's that' date=' Lassie? Timmy ______________________ again?"[/quote']

 

"What's that, Lassie? Timmy drank an entire fifth of tequila and is projectile vomiting again?"

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NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote']

 

Faster than a car traveling at the posed speed limit in a residential neighborhood!

More powerful than a fuel-efficient hybrid diesel locomotive!

Is it an endangered California condor?

Is it a solar-powered, zero-emissions experimental aircraft?

No, it's Politically-Correct Person (of either gender)!

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NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote']

 

"In the well-lit portion of the day,

In the time of day when the sun has gone down and there isn't much moon, so it's hard to see, assuming you have sight,

No activity which has been widely recognized as socially unacceptable, unwanted, or subject to legal action will be unseen, if that wasn't too trite,

Let those who have an affinity towards socially destructive behavior and probably need a time-out,

Be made aware they need to take one of these brochures on sensitivity training, which is Tuesday night.

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NT: Politically correct renditions of Superman's slogan ('Faster than a speeding car' date=' more powerful than a locomotive, is it a bird, is it a plane ? No ! It's Superman !') or Green Lantern's oath.[/quote']

 

In brightest day (Nothing wrong with this)

In darkest night ('Blackest' sounds racist)

No lawlessness shall escape my sight ('Evil' is a value judgment; objectivity requires that we judge people's action based on legality, not on an arbitrary moral code)

Let those who seek to emulate lawlessness' might (Use of the word 'Worship' could be seen to violate Constitutionally mandated separation of Church and State)

Beware my legal authority...Green Lantern's light! ("Power corrupts; those who use their power without official sanction are no different than the criminals they fight." -Tony Stark)

 

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