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NT: What Wonder Woman will do if she finds out about being filmed at the DC and Marvel Girls bikini fun weekend

 

I can't give the details on a public board, but it involves her magic lasso, a nun's habit, and six tubes of Crazy Glue.

 

NT: One of the "Eight Wonders of the Champions Universe."

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NT: Why Doctor Destroyer keeps having to build a new base of operations every few months.

 

Inconsiderate groups of heroes inevitably wreck the place after just a few weeks. Which also explains why he's so cranky all the time. "You're the reason I can't have nice things! So says Destroyer!!"

 

New Topic: Okay, so your hero group has just trashed Doctor Destroyer's base. What do you take home as a souvenir?

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NT: Subtle signs the Martians do not find our antics amusing.

 

They send someone to watch over us, and he's a brick. And a shapeshifter. And a mentalist. And a couple other things, just a complete mishmash of ideas, sort of like what happens when you give an eight-year-old with a vague familiarity of the Hero System 900 points to build a character on. Also, he's a boring stick in the mud.

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NT: Subtle signs the Martians do not find our antics amusing.

 

The Mars explorer Phoenix finds a curious stone tablet with engravings that, when translated, read "Suck it, Earthlings!"

 

New Topic: Other surprising things found by the Mars explorer Phoenix.

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New Topic: Other surprising things found by the Mars explorer Phoenix.

 

All the water on Mars was, just as is true around Phoenix AZ on Earth, poured out on the desert ground and lost in name of golf.

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