BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Explanations of why Big Brown didn't win the Triple Crown today. He had to stop to meet his steroid supplier mid-race. NT: Unbelievable excuses a kid has for missing his/her high school final exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unbelievable excuses a kid has for missing his/her high school final exams. Too much stud work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Miskatonic University excursion to find the continent of Atlantis. ps: we found it...but I was the only survivor. The thing that attacked the party...you don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The homework ate my dog." NT: Subtle signs that your American History professor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your American History professor is out of his mind. Speaks in a British accent and calls himself the Dutchess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your American History professor is out of his mind. speaks in an American accent and calls himself Emporer George Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He calls himself Death Tribble and speaks in a french accent. HA! NT: He's going to get me for that. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Stealing your playpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: He's going to get me for that. How? He will leave Tribble Droppings in your Slippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He calls himself Death Tribble and speaks in a french accent. HA! NT: He's going to get me for that. How? Speak to you in a French accent. NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind. "Today, we discuss the brilliant work that is Marvel Civil War" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind. He asks you to do your Doctoral thesis on the bodies of work of Jaqueline Susann and Barbara Cartland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind. Is convinced Shakespeare was actually Bacon. In other words, a pig. NT: How classic literary works would have been different with pigs as authors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How classic literary works would have been different with pigs as authors. Animal Farm would have been a utopia, with Napoleon as its kind-hearted, benevolent master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Today we're looking at George Orwell's classic Human Farm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How classic literary works would have been different with pigs as authors. Squeeeeeeeel Me Ishmael NT:How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were pigs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Romeo and Piglet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's not called Winne the Pooh anymore. Piglet has the mania for honey instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were pigs? Dante's Inferno ends up being a big, open-pit barbecue. Mmmmm, barbecue.... New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats. The plot of Hamlet would have involved he and the ghost sniffing each other a bit, Hamcat taking a nap on Yorick's grave, he and Ophelia chasing each other around for a few minutes before falling asleep, then vomiting in Polonious' water dish. At the end, Hamcat and Laertes have a snarling catfight for about 15 seconds before everybody got distracted by a piece of lint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There is a programme called the Goodies where they did Kitten Kong. It knocked over buildings like the Post Office Tower (now BT tower) and crushed a journalist beneath its paws. And it's over 30 years old now. How is that for pre-escient ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats. Faust features a long-haired tabby who sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for the ability to open cans and doors at will. NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW. 6d6 EB, Area of Effect, No Normal Defense (Defense is self-contained breathing or no sense of smell), Personal Immunity, No Range, OAF shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW. High-Range Radio, OAF (shoe), only for telephone communication (-1). Thank you, Maxwell Smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW. Completing the shoe fetsih of this topic... 6d6 Energy blast, OAF recoverable (shoe), Limited by strength American Maid NT: Oddjob's second choice of weapon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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