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Miskatonic University excursion to find the continent of Atlantis.

 

ps: we found it...but I was the only survivor. The thing that attacked the party...you don't want to know. :shock::fear:

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He calls himself Death Tribble and speaks in a french accent. HA!

 

 

NT: He's going to get me for that. How?

 

Speak to you in a French accent.

 

 

NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind.

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NT: Subtle signs your Literature professor is out of his mind.

 

Is convinced Shakespeare was actually Bacon. In other words, a pig.

 

NT: How classic literary works would have been different with pigs as authors.

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NT: How classic literary works would have been different with pigs as authors.

 

Squeeeeeeeel Me Ishmael

 

NT:How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were pigs?

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NT:How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were pigs?

 

Dante's Inferno ends up being a big, open-pit barbecue. Mmmmm, barbecue....

 

New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats.

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New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats.

 

The plot of Hamlet would have involved he and the ghost sniffing each other a bit, Hamcat taking a nap on Yorick's grave, he and Ophelia chasing each other around for a few minutes before falling asleep, then vomiting in Polonious' water dish. At the end, Hamcat and Laertes have a snarling catfight for about 15 seconds before everybody got distracted by a piece of lint.

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There is a programme called the Goodies where they did Kitten Kong. It knocked over buildings like the Post Office Tower (now BT tower) and crushed a journalist beneath its paws. And it's over 30 years old now. How is that for pre-escient ?

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New Topic: How classic literary works would have been different with main characters who were cats.

 

Faust features a long-haired tabby who sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for the ability to open cans and doors at will.

 

NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW.

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NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW.

 

6d6 EB, Area of Effect, No Normal Defense (Defense is self-contained breathing or no sense of smell), Personal Immunity, No Range, OAF shoe.

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NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW.

 

High-Range Radio, OAF (shoe), only for telephone communication (-1). Thank you, Maxwell Smart.

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NT: Superpowers best characterized by the required OAF (recoverable) that must be an article of clothing. (Oddjob's hat would be an acceptable example here.) Difficulty: Must be SFW.

Completing the shoe fetsih of this topic...

 

6d6 Energy blast, OAF recoverable (shoe), Limited by strength

American Maid

 

NT: Oddjob's second choice of weapon

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