Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Foxbat plans to do about the rising cost of gasoline. Nothing, since he steals his gas anyway. It's all part of Master Plan #722. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Foxbat plans to do about the rising cost of gasoline. Talk with Dick Cheney about the proper investments to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Foxbat plans to do about the rising cost of gasoline. Replace the engine of the Centipedemobile with a couple dozen hamsters on treadmills. NT: People whose ghosts you wouldn't want lingering in your house. (Bonus: Person need not be presently deceased; it can be a 'future haunting'.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People whose ghosts you wouldn't want lingering in your house. (Bonus: Person need not be presently deceased; it can be a 'future haunting'.) It's hard to imagine a ghost I would want lingering in my house. But it's be really nasty to have Hitler and Stalin plotting their mutual revenge in my basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People whose ghosts you wouldn't want lingering in your house. (Bonus: Person need not be presently deceased; it can be a 'future haunting'.) As per Robot Chicken, the ghost of Jar Jar Binks would be particularly disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People whose ghosts you wouldn't want lingering in your house. (Bonus: Person need not be presently deceased; it can be a 'future haunting'.) "Hi. I am the ghost of George W. Bush, and I will be proceedifying with the hauntification of your redboom close-it." NT: Ways to spice up golf tournaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to spice up golf tournaments. More bunkers get added to the course in real time by firing unaimed 6-inch mortar rounds into the links as the tournament is being played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to spice up golf tournaments. Two words: "Full Contact." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to spice up golf tournaments. Every time someone hits the ball, everyone has to drink a shot. NT: Innovative ways to get rid of a summer cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative ways to get rid of a summer cold. "You're chewing plastic explosives?" "Hey, it clears the sinuses." "But you blew your head clean off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative ways to get rid of a summer cold. Enter a hyperbolic chamber until December. That way, your cold would now be a winter-time cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative ways to get rid of a summer cold. Drink plenty of fluids, take asperin for aches& pains, and go to bed with a friend and get plenty of exercise. NT: Innovative ways to get rid of bad breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative ways to get rid of bad breath. "The trick is not to breathe...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Innovative ways to get rid of bad breath. Don't wash your clothes for six weeks. True, it won't get rid of your bad breath, but your breath will be the last thing anyone notices.... New Topic: Unusual superhero endorsements for breakfast cereals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual superhero endorsements for breakfast cereals. Stupendous Man® recommends---Chocolate-frosted Sugar Bombs®! "They'll give you Muscles of Magnitude®! And, you won't land up with a kid sister!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat Cornflakes or HULK SMASH ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual superhero endorsements for breakfast cereals. "Captain America recommends you eat plenty of All-Bran, because justice and liberty aren't quite as easy to come by when you're all blocked up." NT: Practical jokes Batman has played on Aquaman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Practical jokes Batman has played on Aquaman. The old locker full of silica gel trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat says he had a call from Whales when what he actually means a call from the country Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That orange costume? bat's idea. NT: Subtle signs that movie director M. Night Shamalyan (maker of The Sixth Sense) is even more out of his mind than usual today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that movie director M. Night Shamalyan (maker of The Sixth Sense) is even more out of his mind than usual today. He just announced that he's entered into an agreement to bring Marvel's Civil War to the silver screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that movie director M. Night Shamalyan (maker of The Sixth Sense) is even more out of his mind than usual today. Actually seeing dead people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that movie director M. Night Shamalyan (maker of The Sixth Sense) is even more out of his mind than usual today. "The twist! I'll give you a twist! The ghost is actually Old Man Johnson wearing a phantom costume, and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" NT: Ways you would have taken care of the Scooby-Doo gang, were you the bad guy (difficulty: no easy solutions involving bullets). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you would have taken care of the Scooby-Doo gang' date=' were you the bad guy (difficulty: no easy solutions involving bullets).[/quote'] Poison the Scooby-snacks with rat poison. Steal Velma's glasses. Strangle Fred with that ascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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