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NT: Ways you would have taken care of the Scooby-Doo gang' date=' were you the bad guy (difficulty: no easy solutions involving bullets).[/quote']

 

Sugar in the Mystery Machine's gas tank.

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"The twist! I'll give you a twist! The ghost is actually Old Man Johnson wearing a phantom costume, and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"

 

NT: Ways you would have taken care of the Scooby-Doo gang, were you the bad guy (difficulty: no easy solutions involving bullets).

 

Giving them annoying, hyperactive, hyperviolent, overly cute kid sidekick ... maybe one of Scooby's relatives. That would take care of them ... cancel the show, no more Scooby Gang!

 

Oh, wait ...

 

NT: People you wouldn't expect to be unmasked on Scooby-Doo.

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NT: People you wouldn't expect to be unmasked on Scooby-Doo.

 

Don Diego de la Vega (of Zorro The Gay Blade fame)

 

"Out of respect for my family, I do not wish to be unmask-ed publicly!"

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NT: People you wouldn't expect to be unmasked on Scooby-Doo.

 

"Vice President Dick Cheney?" said Velma

 

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. Waa waa"

 

NT: Other cartoons starring Dick Cheney

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NT: The last person you would want to be meeting in a dark alley.

 

Bill Cosby after he's been practicing his Karate routine.

 

New Topic: Why were you in that dark alley in the first place?

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NT: Strangest item bid on at EBay

 

Winner receives one date with me. Must be into whips, pudding wrestling, yodeling in Welsh while being spanked, colonic cleansing, dressing up goats in lingerie, and appreciation of fine ballet performed by epileptic amputee nuns.

 

No freaks.

 

NT: Something that makes you realize your blind date isn't who they promised to be.

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