death tribble Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something that makes you realize your blind date isn't who they promised to be. They turn up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something that makes you realize your blind date isn't who they promised to be. She shows up with a white cane, dark glasses, and a guide dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Something that makes you realize your blind date isn't who they promised to be. The fact I'm not the only one there with a long beard. NT: People you don't want to see wearing a long beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People you don't want to see wearing a long beard. "Somehow, Scarlett Johannsen just doesn't look right today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People you don't want to see wearing a long beard. World Blueberry Pie Eating Champion Patrick Bertoletti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The fact I'm not the only one there with a long beard. NT: People you don't want to see wearing a long beard. Cher. "She'd had so many facelifts she had bags under her eyes. When I pointed them out, she said, 'Those aren't bags, you idiot, they're my breasts.' I'm glad I didn't comment on her goatee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad plastic surgery results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad plastic surgery results. Michael Jackson. I WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad plastic surgery results. Willem Dafoe What do you mean, he hasn't had surgery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad plastic surgery results. Boobs on the forehead. Wait... bad plastic surgery results.... NT: George W. Bush's last official act as President in early January Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: George W. Bush's last official act as President in early January A coup d'etat. "If you can't rig the election,..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: George W. Bush's last official act as President in early January Going into the Presidential bedroom, dropping his pants, and taking a huge, steaming, crap in the bed. Because doing it figuratively for 8 years just isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: George W. Bush's last official act as President in early January Telling the Washington media the same thing Dick Cheney told Congress.... New Topic: Surprise choices for McCain's and/or Obama's running mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Popeye the sailor man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprise choices for McCain's and/or Obama's running mates. McCain/Korvecian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprise choices for McCain's and/or Obama's running mates. For Obama, anybody who isn't a moderate white male from a southern state. NT: Better ways to determine the next president of the U.S. rather than a boring old election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better ways to determine the next president of the U.S. rather than a boring old election. Drawn by lottery among everyone who's drawn unemployment in the last 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better ways to determine the next president of the U.S. rather than a boring old election. Steel cage elimination match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat By satisfying Jenna Jameson the most NT: Why Death Tribble won't be around on Thursday and Friday this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Death Tribble won't be around on Thursday and Friday this week Dream weekend with Gillian. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Death Tribble won't be around on Thursday and Friday this week Summer solstice, so he has to hide in his coffin or else he'll turn back into a rancid rutabaga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Death Tribble won't be around on Thursday and Friday this week Time for his bi-annual perm; takes a while with all that fuzz. NT: New flavors of Kool-Aid and their unexpectedly appropriate superhero endorsers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New flavors of Kool-Aid and their unexpectedly appropriate superhero endorsers. "Hey, it's Aquaman and enjoy the new Sardine flavor Kool-Aid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New flavors of Kool-Aid and their unexpectedly appropriate superhero endorsers. "Oreo Kool-Aid, favored my Martians everywhere. We're still trying to figure out how me makes it separate into black and white stripes, though." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New flavors of Kool-Aid and their unexpectedly appropriate superhero endorsers. "After a hard day striding through the Local Group, Galactus slams down a cubic gigameter of Earth flavored Kool-Aid." NT: Things on the cook's-native-language version of the menu at your favorite ethnic restaurant you would have preferred not to know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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