Enforcer84 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You've saved the kingdom. You can now marry my mother-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To the Victor Goes the spoiled...worst "Prizes" for defeating the master villain. "That was incredible! You stopped Dr. Destroyer from destroying Australia with massive seismic upheavals that would have a ripple effect across the entire globe, wrecking the entire ecosystem! Congratulations!" "Now, we took the names of every hero involved in that battle, and put them in a hat. Seems Foxbat's looking for a new sidekick, and we've got this little superhero hazing ritual, and wellllllll ... here's your ping-pong ball gun." Next Scene: If state mottos had to obey truth-in-advertising laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next Scene: If state mottos had to obey truth-in-advertising laws. Georgia - There's more to us than just Atlanta, but we like to pretend that part doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Montana -- We'd love for you to move here, unless of course you happen not to be white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Montana -- open containers while driving is just the beginning. NT: Poorly chosen theme songs and the movies that suffered for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Poorly chosen theme songs and the movies that suffered for them. I really think that Batman Begins would have been a lot better if they had used something for the title sequence other than "Don't Worry, Be Happy"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Perhaps Titanic would have been even more popular if they had not used "Eat the Rich" as their love theme... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And now the hit from the Rocky soundtrack, "I'm a Loser".... NT: Signs that you bought your bootleg of Star Wars Episode III from the wrong pirate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you bought your bootleg of Star Wars Episode III from the wrong pirate. The opening scene has a 3 masted ship with cannons chasing the rebel frigate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Dark Helmet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you bought your bootleg of Star Wars Episode III from the wrong pirate. Johnny Depp is playing the captain of the ship, The Black Pearl. NT: Things it's okay to say to your doctor, but not your girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things it's okay to say to your doctor' date=' but not your girlfriend[/quote'] "Yeah, the creme has been covering up the scabbing pretty successfully." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Should my scrotum look like that and feel like this ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things it's okay to say to your doctor, but not your girlfriend "I have to pay you *how* much to look at me naked?" NT: Famous movie lines that you're glad weren't said by either Stallone or Schwartzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous movie lines that you're glad weren't said by either Stallone or Schwartzenegger. "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" "Luke -- I am your father!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous movie lines that you're glad weren't said by either Stallone or Schwartzenegger. "I'll never let go, Jack..." AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous movie lines that you're glad weren't said by either Stallone or Schwartzenegger.(Together) "You're a good friend." "You, too, sweetie, the best." "Are you sure?" (Nods.)"Hit it." NT: Signs that Doctor Destroyer's heart is just not in it anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Doctor Destroyer's heart is just not in it anymore... "One must expect a few thunderbolts when one encounters a Pikachu in Pokemon Emerald." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Doctor Destroyer's heart is just not in it anymore... "The world? mmm... no, for now I'll settle for Iowa." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This may seem like a setback but actually my master plan is even closer to...to- aw who am I kidding. I got nothing." NT: Songs your favorite band probably shouldn't sing. Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs your favorite band probably shouldn't sing. "Kurt, I know you're trying really hard, but "Smells Like Pesto Sauce" just doesn't have the ring to it...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And now the moment you've all been waiting for; Motorhead's cover of the Barney Theme..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And now, Bo Bice's stirring rendition of "She Bop"...." NT: Signs that the news director at CNN is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the news director at CNN is out of his mind. "I think we can out-Fox Fox news!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the news director at CNN is out of his mind."Look, I don't care about what you think you've uncovered! I got this straight from the White House, and the government would never lie to us!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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