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To the Victor Goes the spoiled...worst "Prizes" for defeating the master villain.

 

"That was incredible! You stopped Dr. Destroyer from destroying Australia with massive seismic upheavals that would have a ripple effect across the entire globe, wrecking the entire ecosystem! Congratulations!"

 

"Now, we took the names of every hero involved in that battle, and put them in a hat. Seems Foxbat's looking for a new sidekick, and we've got this little superhero hazing ritual, and wellllllll ... here's your ping-pong ball gun."

 

Next Scene: If state mottos had to obey truth-in-advertising laws.

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NT: Poorly chosen theme songs and the movies that suffered for them.

I really think that Batman Begins would have been a lot better if they had used something for the title sequence other than "Don't Worry, Be Happy"...

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NT: Signs that you bought your bootleg of Star Wars Episode III from the wrong pirate.

 

The opening scene has a 3 masted ship with cannons chasing the rebel frigate.

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NT: Signs that you bought your bootleg of Star Wars Episode III from the wrong pirate.

Johnny Depp is playing the captain of the ship, The Black Pearl.

 

NT: Things it's okay to say to your doctor, but not your girlfriend

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NT: Things it's okay to say to your doctor' date=' but not your girlfriend[/quote']

"Yeah, the creme has been covering up the scabbing pretty successfully."

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NT: Famous movie lines that you're glad weren't said by either Stallone or Schwartzenegger.
(Together)

"You're a good friend."

"You, too, sweetie, the best."

"Are you sure?"

(Nods.)"Hit it."

 

 

 

NT: Signs that Doctor Destroyer's heart is just not in it anymore...

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NT: Signs that the news director at CNN is out of his mind.
"Look, I don't care about what you think you've uncovered! I got this straight from the White House, and the government would never lie to us!"

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