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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: The first clue that your head of investigation is clue-less.

 

"His rib cage is crushed? A really big guy must have jumped on him." (Watched Boondock Saints tonight.)

 

(Since DT just beat me by seconds)

 

NT: The ways pants are evil.

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NT: Darth Vader's real first words after donning the black respirator suit he wore in Episdoes IV - VI for the first time.

 

What's that niose? Anybody else hear that..? It's like an asthmatic in an echo chamber...God, that's annoying...

 

 

NT: Plays Shakespeare would write if he were alive today.

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NT: Plays Shakespeare would write if he were alive today.

A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

 

(I'll let someone else pick the next theme. My attempt at an interesting one just about killed the thread.)

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NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend.

Hey, wait a minute... He was never my boyfriend...

What was I thinking?

He's been Sailor Pluto's boyfriend for ages!

 

NT: Things you can say to talk dirty when the kids are around.

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Hey, wait a minute... He was never my boyfriend...

What was I thinking?

He's been Sailor Pluto's boyfriend for ages!

 

NT: Things you can say to talk dirty when the kids are around.

 

 

Mr. Bunny wants to go down the hole!

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"Make an admirable success of a numebr of tasks he had not been instructed to do, and is always willing to follow his own initative in spite of all pressures concerning assigned tasks."

 

Translation: He does a lot of things, but none of them have anythign whatsoever to do with what we hired him to do.

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