CrosshairCollie Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the news director at CNN is out of his mind. "We need to improve our 13-18 demographic numbers, so I want you all to start rapping the news reports." NT: Pickup lines of the Champions Universe. (Did we do that one already? I can't recall.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, is that an 8d6 OAF Energy Blast in your pcket, or are you just happy to see me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey Babe, it all stretches." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Occulon: "Hey baby, I once took out Dr. Destroyer with one shot..." NT: The first clue that your head of investigation is clue-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first clue that your head of investigation is clue-less."Okay' date=' well... umm... I don't suppose any of [i']you[/i] guys did it? No?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'So we have a victime and someone standing over them with a bloodied knife and witnesses who saw said person stab the victim. Ok find and arrest the butler because the butler did it. He always does.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first clue that your head of investigation is clue-less. "His rib cage is crushed? A really big guy must have jumped on him." (Watched Boondock Saints tonight.) (Since DT just beat me by seconds) NT: The ways pants are evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ways pants are evil. Two words: Bicycle chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ways pants are evil. They're always bursting into flames. Or is that just mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ways pants are evil. A lot of times you have to work too hard to get into them...... NT: Darth Vader's real first words after donning the black respirator suit he wore in Episdoes IV - VI for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Darth Vader's [i[real[/i] first words after donning the black respirator suit he wore in Episdoes IV - VI for the first time. Oh My God ! I can't breathe ! Get this thing off me ! Help ! Help ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Black? What, am I evil or something? Oh, yeah, right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Darth Vader's real first words after donning the black respirator suit he wore in Episdoes IV - VI for the first time. What's that niose? Anybody else hear that..? It's like an asthmatic in an echo chamber...God, that's annoying... NT: Plays Shakespeare would write if he were alive today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two Brothers from the Hamptons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Tragical History of Richard Nixon Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Plays Shakespeare would write if he were alive today. A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream (I'll let someone else pick the next theme. My attempt at an interesting one just about killed the thread.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend. I don't care what anybody says, going back in time and preventing me from being born is just DIRTY POOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend. You suddenly find yourself a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sailor Pluto (the Guardian of Time and Space) is trying to steal your boyfriend. Hey, wait a minute... He was never my boyfriend... What was I thinking? He's been Sailor Pluto's boyfriend for ages! NT: Things you can say to talk dirty when the kids are around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, wait a minute... He was never my boyfriend... What was I thinking? He's been Sailor Pluto's boyfriend for ages! NT: Things you can say to talk dirty when the kids are around. Mr. Bunny wants to go down the hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I was thinking that the garden you are so fond of could do with having some carrots planted in it and the sooner the better AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "For a late night snack, honey, I might be in the mood for some kind of sushi pie tonight. How I love fresh raw fish!" "Okay, I could go for pulling taffy, myself." NT: Job review "touchy-feely" euphemisms for bad performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Make an admirable success of a numebr of tasks he had not been instructed to do, and is always willing to follow his own initative in spite of all pressures concerning assigned tasks." Translation: He does a lot of things, but none of them have anythign whatsoever to do with what we hired him to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Bob's delivery really gets people thinking and talking, and even creates lots more for us all to do!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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