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NT: Job review "touchy-feely" euphemisms for bad performance.

"Bob inspires unity among all of his co-workers as to a common cause concerning the employees."

 

Translation: They all hate him.

 

NT: TV advertisments whoes target demographics include ninjas

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NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh).

I don't know what "Yukari-sensei", "Azumanga Daioh", or "fo" mean, so...

 

NT: TV advertisements whose target demographics include ninjas

Arrid Extra-Dry Unscented Anti-Perspirant:Never let them smell you coming!

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Unfortunately' date=' I don't watch a lot of anime, so I can't really respond to this one. Sorry.[/quote']

Yukari-sensei is an attractive but fairly bad teacher of English -- although she speaks the language well enough, her abilities at pedagogy leave much to be desired. Plus she's lazy, messy, greedy, treats her best friend in the world like dirt, has unaccountable-for vanity, and is the worst driver in Japan; and tends to take her students out on the road occasionally.

 

Maybe this will help.

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NT: TV advertisments whose target demographics include ninjas

"New formula Tide now comes with Ectolux! Gently dissolves even the toughest bloodstains... in cold water!"

 

NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh).

You ask her if she'd mind taking the dog for a walk, then later find a collar in your stir-fry.

 

...

 

Okay, I make that three answers for each (yeah, those count, suck it up and don't be a baby) so...

 

NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers...

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NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers...

 

 

"I can't beleive you can shoot various colored rays of light and all you do is stand in for traffic lights."

 

"But it's a steady job."

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NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers...

"All his friends at the high school wondered why Bob would just sit and stare at the wall between class periods. While many might have known that on the other side of the wall was the shower room for the girl's locker room, none knew about his newly developed X-ray vision......"

 

NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes

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NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes

 

"You have reached to home of Clar....Superman. I'm not at home at the moment, but since I fly at the speed of light, please wait, and I'll answer momentarily."

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NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes

"Hello, you've reached Doctor Bruce Banner. Since I am unable to answer the phone, I suggest that you head to the nearest basement and remain there until I get back to you, or the radio says the city is safe. Good luck."

 

 

NT: Quotes from the travel brochure for Gorilla City...

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NT: Quotes from the travel brochure for Gorilla City...

 

"Come to Gorilla City! We don't fling our sh*t, like they do in Chimp City."

 

(bonus answers to previous scene!)

"Hello, this is Dr. Hank McCoy. Thank you for dialing the number of The Beast."

"Hello, this is The Flash. Please leave your name, number, and message at the sound of the beep, and I will have already gotten back to you."

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Gorilla City: the Gorilla Glue capital of the world.

 

Monkey business punishable by up to a 100 banana fine.

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Psst. Black Lotus' date=' New topic[/quote']

Err.. yeah, I'm... uh, Black Lotus, I just... accidentally logged in under the wrong user name, that's it, I'll just fix that in a minute... right after I post a...

 

NT: What really killed off the dinosaurs.

 

(PS: "Come visit our City and meet the Gorilla your dreams!!")

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"We got it all wrong ... it wasn't a giant asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, it was a giant hemmorhoid!"

 

NT: Times when a triumphant "BOO-YAH!" is completely out of line.

 

"We just beat up my grandmother!"

"BOO-YAH!"

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