Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Uses our Casula Fridays policy to full advantage, particularly on Tuesdays." NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Job review "touchy-feely" euphemisms for bad performance. "Bob inspires unity among all of his co-workers as to a common cause concerning the employees." Translation: They all hate him. NT: TV advertisments whoes target demographics include ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oops, double post. I was writing as you posted. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No problem. We'll just answer each other's topics. "Nike: for when you absoltuely, positively must get into the fortress without being overheard. Now in trendy black!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh). I don't know what "Yukari-sensei", "Azumanga Daioh", or "fo" mean, so... NT: TV advertisements whose target demographics include ninjas Arrid Extra-Dry Unscented Anti-Perspirant:Never let them smell you coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh). Unfortunately, I don't watch a lot of anime, so I can't really respond to this one. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unfortunately' date=' I don't watch a lot of anime, so I can't really respond to this one. Sorry.[/quote'] Yukari-sensei is an attractive but fairly bad teacher of English -- although she speaks the language well enough, her abilities at pedagogy leave much to be desired. Plus she's lazy, messy, greedy, treats her best friend in the world like dirt, has unaccountable-for vanity, and is the worst driver in Japan; and tends to take her students out on the road occasionally. Maybe this will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV advertisments whose target demographics include ninjas "New formula Tide now comes with Ectolux! Gently dissolves even the toughest bloodstains... in cold water!" NT: Signs that the Japanese exchange student staying at your house learned all her English from Yukari-sensei (the homeroom teacher of the girls fo Azumanga Daioh). You ask her if she'd mind taking the dog for a walk, then later find a collar in your stir-fry. ... Okay, I make that three answers for each (yeah, those count, suck it up and don't be a baby) so... NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Good Lord, honey, that's not big, that's just plain sick, now ratchet that thing down to, I dunno, let's see how 7" works..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers... "I can't beleive you can shoot various colored rays of light and all you do is stand in for traffic lights." "But it's a steady job." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What ordinary people would really do with super-powers... "All his friends at the high school wondered why Bob would just sit and stare at the wall between class periods. While many might have known that on the other side of the wall was the shower room for the girl's locker room, none knew about his newly developed X-ray vision......" NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes "You have reached to home of Clar....Superman. I'm not at home at the moment, but since I fly at the speed of light, please wait, and I'll answer momentarily." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi this is Batman. I know why you called. I know when you called. Hang up and go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Answering machine messages of various superheroes "Hello, you've reached Doctor Bruce Banner. Since I am unable to answer the phone, I suggest that you head to the nearest basement and remain there until I get back to you, or the radio says the city is safe. Good luck." NT: Quotes from the travel brochure for Gorilla City... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Quotes from the travel brochure for Gorilla City... "Come to Gorilla City! We don't fling our sh*t, like they do in Chimp City." (bonus answers to previous scene!) "Hello, this is Dr. Hank McCoy. Thank you for dialing the number of The Beast." "Hello, this is The Flash. Please leave your name, number, and message at the sound of the beep, and I will have already gotten back to you." AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Come to Gorilla City and...(wait for it...) Go Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Black Lotus Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gorilla City: the Gorilla Glue capital of the world. Monkey business punishable by up to a 100 banana fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gorilla City: Psst. Black Lotus, New topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst. Black Lotus' date=' New topic[/quote'] Err.. yeah, I'm... uh, Black Lotus, I just... accidentally logged in under the wrong user name, that's it, I'll just fix that in a minute... right after I post a... NT: What really killed off the dinosaurs. (PS: "Come visit our City and meet the Gorilla your dreams!!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Indana Jones: "...wait, where did all these petrified cigarette butts come from?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What really killed off the dinosaurs. "We traveled back to the Cambriatic Era. Stepping on a cochroach isn't going to hurt anything is it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What really killed off the dinosaurs. "We got it all wrong ... it wasn't a giant asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, it was a giant hemmorhoid!" NT: Times when a triumphant "BOO-YAH!" is completely out of line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We got it all wrong ... it wasn't a giant asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, it was a giant hemmorhoid!" NT: Times when a triumphant "BOO-YAH!" is completely out of line. "We just beat up my grandmother!" "BOO-YAH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You were left $1 million in your dear departed's will..." "BOO-YAH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The earthquake that hit the west coast today devastated San Francisco, Los Angeles and Sacramento leading to mass panic, homelessness, fire, fear, flood and death on a massive scale. BOO-YAH ! NT: Things you shouldn't do around trigger happy Presidential bodyguards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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