Psybolt Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The evil thoughts that percolate in the brain of your goldfish. If I float upside down... they'll free me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The evil thoughts that percolate in the brain of your goldfish. "I'm tired of that freak staring at me all the time. Tonight the cat gets it!" New Topic: Jell-O flavors that never quite caught on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm tired of that freak staring at me all the time. Tonight the cat gets it!" New Topic: Jell-O flavors that never quite caught on. Frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm tired of that freak staring at me all the time. Tonight the cat gets it!" New Topic: Jell-O flavors that never quite caught on. Eggplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It" (from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends). Tastes the same going down as it does coming up. NT: Signs that what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas after all. "What do you mean, you won my house in a craps game?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas after all. Sorry honey, apparently I woke up married to her, and she won't give me a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tigers can now legally maul magicians of any type in the world. (Sorry to any Seigfried and Roy fans) NT: Now that we have had a night race for Formula 1 in Singapore what else can we do at night that is usually done during the day and make it exciting (difficulty no TV shows or any mention of sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that we have had a night race for Formula 1 in Singapore what else can we do at night that is usually done during the day and make it exciting (difficulty no TV shows or any mention of sex) Skydiving, without anything to tell you your current altitude or how long you still have to open your chute safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that we have had a night race for Formula 1 in Singapore what else can we do at night that is usually done during the day and make it exciting (difficulty no TV shows or any mention of sex) Night-time Duck Hunting. The ducks never expect hunters at night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tigers can now legally maul magicians of any type in the world. (Sorry to any Seigfried and Roy fans) NT: Now that we have had a night race for Formula 1 in Singapore what else can we do at night that is usually done during the day and make it exciting (difficulty no TV shows or any mention of sex) And as the Kentucky Derby goes on in the dark, the jockeys may or may not be breaking out their buzzsaws to remove their rivals... NT: Signs that Obama's religion is not Christianity OR Islam... but VOODOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Obama's religion is not Christianity OR Islam... but VOODOO! He becomes utterly unbeatable in Chicago -- not only are the dead voting, but they're actually showing up at the polls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And as the Kentucky Derby goes on in the dark, the jockeys may or may not be breaking out their buzzsaws to remove their rivals... NT: Signs that Obama's religion is not Christianity OR Islam... but VOODOO! John McCain starts to suffer chronic, persistent pain that seems to come from no source ... er, wait, he's old, that's normal, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Obama's religion is not Christianity OR Islam... but VOODOO! Bill, Hillary, McCain and Palin all fall sick and Obama gets elected. There are now Mardi Gras festivals all over the States with the main one being New Orleans. Obama channels Loa to get his way in Congress. NT: That deadly duo Amused and Mightybec have been reunited ! What can we do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: That deadly duo Amused and Mightybec have been reunited ! What can we do ? Nothing. Absolutely nothing... Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: That deadly duo Amused and Mightybec have been reunited ! What can we do ? Scrape up enough cash to be able to get the pay-per-view of the reunion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: That deadly duo Amused and Mightybec have been reunited ! What can we do ? Sell shorts short. NT: Persons to whom it is appropriate for you to yell, "Go long!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Huey Long who was a governor of the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Persons to whom it is appropriate for you to yell' date=' "Go long!"[/quote'] Steve Long, every time he puts out a new HERO book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Howie Long when he stays at a party too long. NT: Subtle signs that it's time to call in the moderator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it's time to call in the moderator. "So, what does everyone think of the Second Amendment?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it's time to call in the moderator. None. By the time the Mods get involved, anything even remotely resembling subtlety has long since gone right out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sarah Palin is a what???? NT: Dr. Doom's presidental tv ad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dr. Doom's presidental tv ad "Everything wrong is that accursed Richards' fault! Doom 2008! Or be disintegrated!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dr. Doom's presidental tv ad "Thanks to my Doombots, I can juggle every single issue affecting the nation at once. That, and I've already killed all the other candidates. Vote me, because you have no choice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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