The Main Man Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I believe in Dr. Doom for US President." NT: Worst cause for the apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I believe in Dr. Doom for US President." NT: Worst cause for the apocalypse. "What do you mean we're out of bean dip?!?!??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst cause for the apocalypse. "You pushed the button! The missiles have been launched! Homo sapiens will become extinct in forty-five minutes! BAD DOG! BAD, BAD, BAD DOG!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange things to name your dog. Stay "Come here, Stay... Come here, Stay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst cause for the apocalypse. "With the passing of president McCain, we now welcome Sarah Palin as President of these United States, and--" NT: Things you should not put in your toaster unless it is an extreme emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I think I'll just refer to being dumped and leave it right where it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you should not put in your toaster unless it is an extreme emergency. Romanoff flavor Pop-Tarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Things you should not put in your toaster unless it is an extreme emergency. Your tongue NT: Other unexpectedly appropriate uses for your tongue (Difficulty:No sexual references) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unexpectedly appropriate uses for your tongue (Difficulty:No sexual references) Getting rid of ice-cream headaches. (Got an ice-cream headache? Curl your tongue back so the underside is resting against the roof of your mouth, and hold it there a bit. The warmth from your tongue will warm the roof of your mouth, and voila! No more ice cream headache! See what cool stuff you learn on the NGD boards?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unexpectedly appropriate uses for your tongue (Difficulty:No sexual references) In the darkroom, telling which side of the photographic plate you're trying to load into the plate holder is the emulsion side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To hold onto a ring or money when someone tries to rob you NT: Matchmake three inappropriate couples and why they are suited to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Matchmake three inappropriate couples and why they are suited to each other Galactus and Julia Child, so when hunger strikes, world's don't have to die. Mini Me and Big Bertha... the thoughts are just frightening Northstar and Shatterstar. Because they make a nice couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Matchmake three inappropriate couples and why they are suited to each other Ann Coulter and Michael Moore. With any luck, they'll rip each other to shreds... literally. Karl Rove and Nancy Pelosi. See above. Tom Cruise and Rosie O'Donnell. See above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Matchmake three inappropriate couples and why they are suited to each other Hannah Montana and the entire Denver Broncos NFL team, for reasons that are entirely NSFW. Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin, for reasons that will make the same sense in 2009 and they did in 1939. Lorena Bobbitt and all the bank and Wall Street CEOs who made the current economic mess, because that's a good step toward what the latter really deserve. NT: Items found at the bake sale at Professor Xavier's academy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items found at the bake sale at Professor Xavier's academy. The best chocolate chip cookies ever... or at least, the voices in my head say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rogue's delicious muffins. Well, until she touched them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items found at the bake sale at Professor Xavier's academy. Carrot cake. ...With a blue hair in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items found at the bake sale at Wayne Manor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items found at the bake sale at Wayne Manor. "Why are all these cookies bat-shaped?" "No reason ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "ooh, I'd like-" "One chocolate chip cookie coming up!" "But, I don't -" "Yes you do." "No-" "Eat the Goddamn chocolate chip cookie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items found at the bake sale at Wayne Manor. Alfred Pennyworth's excellent Yorkshire pudding. (Apparently, nobody's ever told him we don't eat much of that on this side of the pond.) New Topic: Halloween costumes for popular superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Halloween costumes for popular superheroes. A middle management exec at a small accountancy firm. For ANY superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Halloween costumes for popular superheroes. Hulk spray painted red, because we all know that the Hulk is GREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Halloween costumes for popular superheroes. Spider-Man dressed as Jolly Jonah Jameson. Matched by jameson dressed as Spider-Man and asking "Me: Threat or Menace?" NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind. He's managing a team with the silliest name in professional sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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