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NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind.

 

He thinks that, with his lowly payroll and history of team incompetence, he could ever beat out a Juggernaut like the Yankees to get into the playoffs.

 

Wait a minute . . .

 

NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series.

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He thinks that, with his lowly payroll and history of team incompetence, he could ever beat out a Juggernaut like the Yankees to get into the playoffs.

 

Wait a minute . . .

 

NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series.

Sacrifice Barry Bonds.

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NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series.

 

Remind him that the Cubs winning a World Series would qualify as a miracle, putting the entire team that much closer to sainthood.

 

NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations.

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NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations.

 

Game seven, bottom of the 17th inning . . . it's been a brutal game, both teams having to run through their entire benches. Now, the Cubs are down one, and the bases are loaded, and the very last player on their roster is up to bat. He's up in the count, 3-0, and the opposing pitcher is exhausted and you just know the next pitch will be a ball, walking in a winning run . . . wait, what's that! It's Steve Bartman, running in from the stands . . . and he's hit the batter with a folding chair! It's pandemonium! Oh, the humanity! The Cubs, utterly out of players, have to forfeit, and lose the World Series by default!

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NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations.

 

They'll get blown out in the first two games of their playoff series by a team that finished thirteen games behind them in the standings during the regular season.

 

Stupid Dodgers.

 

New Topic: Grond walks into a diner and orders....

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They'll get blown out in the first two games of their playoff series by a team that finished thirteen games behind them in the standings during the regular season.

 

Stupid Dodgers.

 

New Topic: Grond walks into a diner and orders....

A shirley temple and some salad. He's trying to maintian.

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NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game.

 

You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking.

 

NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table?

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You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking.

 

NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table?

 

After thirty seconds, none.

 

They probably ate their character sheets.

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You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking.

 

NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table?

 

Pizza.

 

I'm the GM, it's my JOB to try to kill

 

oh, the CHARACTERS are the ones that are supposed to.. oh, so sorry.

 

NT: your players are trying to spice up your campaign for you in ways you really wish that they wouldn't

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Pizza.

 

I'm the GM, it's my JOB to try to kill

 

oh, the CHARACTERS are the ones that are supposed to.. oh, so sorry.

 

NT: your players are trying to spice up your campaign for you in ways you really wish that they wouldn't

*Sigh*...no, Steve I didn't want you to LARP your Lycra Woman character. How did you even get into that suit? Yes, it is a nice wig.

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