Enforcer84 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps yelling at his players to run a "Fly Sweep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind. He thinks that, with his lowly payroll and history of team incompetence, he could ever beat out a Juggernaut like the Yankees to get into the playoffs. Wait a minute . . . NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He thinks that, with his lowly payroll and history of team incompetence, he could ever beat out a Juggernaut like the Yankees to get into the playoffs. Wait a minute . . . NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series. Sacrifice Barry Bonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series. Hold their collective breath. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cubs fans should do to try to convince the Baseball Gods to let them win a World Series. Remind him that the Cubs winning a World Series would qualify as a miracle, putting the entire team that much closer to sainthood. NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat PETA sues them over using the name Cubs. They are tied up in litagation and thus miss out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations. Game seven, bottom of the 17th inning . . . it's been a brutal game, both teams having to run through their entire benches. Now, the Cubs are down one, and the bases are loaded, and the very last player on their roster is up to bat. He's up in the count, 3-0, and the opposing pitcher is exhausted and you just know the next pitch will be a ball, walking in a winning run . . . wait, what's that! It's Steve Bartman, running in from the stands . . . and he's hit the batter with a folding chair! It's pandemonium! Oh, the humanity! The Cubs, utterly out of players, have to forfeit, and lose the World Series by default! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Improbable events that will sink the Cubs' World Series aspirations. They'll get blown out in the first two games of their playoff series by a team that finished thirteen games behind them in the standings during the regular season. Stupid Dodgers. New Topic: Grond walks into a diner and orders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They'll get blown out in the first two games of their playoff series by a team that finished thirteen games behind them in the standings during the regular season. Stupid Dodgers. New Topic: Grond walks into a diner and orders.... A shirley temple and some salad. He's trying to maintian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whatever he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Grond walks into a diner and orders.... nothing. He just takes what he wants. NT: Next step for the Cubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next step for the Cubs Try to be happy that, by now being the sole remaining longtime loser of MLB, they'll remain beloved enough that they'll make lots of money through marketing. Also, get really, really drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Pride teach them to hunt and eat meat instead of suckling milk what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next step for the Cubs Figure out how to cope with having Mark Cuban as a potential woner. NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game. Fans in Philadelphia yell "Puck you, CC" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game. Within minutes, somebody stubs their toe and winds up on the DL for two weeks. Wait, that happens during baseball games, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game. You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking. NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table? Carrots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking. NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table? After thirty seconds, none. They probably ate their character sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You don't get out of the first period before your entire squad gets sent to the box for high-sticking. NT: Everyone in your gaming group are overweight, obscenely-high-cholesterol diabetics. What snacks are on the table? Pizza. I'm the GM, it's my JOB to try to kill oh, the CHARACTERS are the ones that are supposed to.. oh, so sorry. NT: your players are trying to spice up your campaign for you in ways you really wish that they wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat After thirty seconds, none. They probably ate their character sheets. mmmm Crunchy HERO goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pizza. I'm the GM, it's my JOB to try to kill oh, the CHARACTERS are the ones that are supposed to.. oh, so sorry. NT: your players are trying to spice up your campaign for you in ways you really wish that they wouldn't *Sigh*...no, Steve I didn't want you to LARP your Lycra Woman character. How did you even get into that suit? Yes, it is a nice wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No, I don't want to play Strip Champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: your players are trying to spice up your campaign for you in ways you really wish that they wouldn't Pants. Back. On. NOW. NT: Ways you don't want to show up to a college football game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you don't want to show up to a college football game. Wearing University of Idaho apparel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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