CrosshairCollie Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected plans for quitting smoking The Patch now includes a variety of highly effective contact poisons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected plans for quitting smoking "If I have my lungs removed, I can't smoke. Wait a minute...." NT: Subtle signs you take your favorite sports franchise too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you take your favorite sports franchise too seriously. You have your pubic hair braided in dredlocks like Manny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Barry Bonds is your favorite player (I'm not sure if that image is SFW or not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you take your favorite sports franchise too seriously. You're a Cubs fan. Seriously, people, just let it go. Give the title and general idea behind the concept album you hope your favorite band doesn't do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give the title and general idea behind the concept album you hope your favorite band doesn't do. LIFE'S A JOKE -- Weird Al Yankovic does emo rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat LIFE'S A JOKE -- Weird Al Yankovic does emo rock. Ok, even reading that as a joke made me cry. Give the title and general idea behind the concept album you hope your favorite band doesn't do. KISS MY BELLY, KISS covers the greatest hits of Britney Spears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give the title and general idea behind the concept album you hope your favorite band doesn't do. Atlas Shrugged - Rush does a rock epic based on the writings of Ayn Rand. It's a thinly veiled Objectivist propaganda piece, but the musicianship is excellent. What? New Topic: Songs you'd love to see covered by bands other than the ones who made them famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I would like to see Weird Al or Coldplay attempt WASP's 'Animal **** like a beast' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Songs you'd love to see covered by bands other than the ones who made them famous. Metallica circa 1987 or so covering all of their newer stuff so that it wouldn't utterly suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos cover Smoke on the Water in plainsong format. NT: Signs that the draft of your Astronomy 101 exam is too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the draft of your Astronomy 101 exam is too hard. It's Astronomy never was my best subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the draft of your Astronomy 101 exam is too hard. Everyone who takes it has a nervous breakdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the draft of your Astronomy 101 exam is too hard. Students' most frequently asked question is "What language is this, anyway?" NT: The hardest exam questions EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hardest exam questions EVER Find the value of 2 for which 2+2=5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hardest exam questions EVER (From the first mid-term in Economics 100) What's the simplest, quickest way to nip in the bud a developing global economic depression? Take into account the avarice of the ruling class bearing direct responsibility for the crisis, and the tendency of humans everywhere to make the minimum possible changes to their lifestyle, and ones that apply only to the most pressing symptoms of the moment, in response to any adverse pressures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Students' most frequently asked question is "What language is this, anyway?" NT: The hardest exam questions EVER Explain World War II (use both sides of paper if necessary). (Joke courtesy Charles M. Schulz) NT: The easiest exam question EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hardest exam questions EVER Explain to a layman how exactly the voting system works in Florida Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The easiest exam question EVER. "Who is your favorite professor?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The easiest exam question EVER. "True or False: George W. Bush sucks as a president." NT: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Why do birds suddenly appear' date=' every time, you are near?[/quote'] "sorry, I fell in the birdseed container and I just can't get the stuff out of my hair" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why do birds suddenly appear' date=' every time, you are near?[/quote'] Y'know, they say this hat and coat once belonged to a really bad stage magician... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why do birds suddenly appear' date=' every time, you are near?[/quote'] (Sigh) "It's just the vultures again, sweetie. Don't think a thing of them. I've just got some extra body parts in the trunk that I need to get rid of, and they're waiting." NT: Safe places to keep your money these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Safe places to keep your money these days. "Don't worry, hon, the mugger won't get all our money. Well, unless he decides to do a full cavity search." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Safe places to keep your money these days. "You want my life savings? It's in that shoe box over there, under the sack of Polonium-210. Help yourself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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