Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I had some munee for you but I eted it. NT: Signs that perhaps giving people now known for bad investment practices $700,000,000,000.00 was not a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that perhaps giving people now known for bad investment practices $700' date='000,000,000.00 was not a great idea.[/quote'] "Moooom! Canada keeps pointing at me and laughing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that perhaps giving people now known for bad investment practices $700' date='000,000,000.00 was not a great idea.[/quote'] I don't want to talk about that. Instead, y'know, our opponent hangs out with known terrorists. Soccer Mom! Maverick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They have fled to the Middle East and are sitting in Dubai laughing their backside off NT: Who sank the State of Dakota ? (North or South) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They have fled to the Middle East and are sitting in Dubai laughing their backside off NT: Who sank the State of Dakota ? (North or South) Canada. It's always safe to blame Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who sank the State of Dakota ? (North or South) FDR sank North Dakota. It's just taken this long for anyone to notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who sank the State of Dakota ? (North or South) Wells Fargo, of course. All that well-drilling around the state's largest city led to massive ground subsidence eventually. NT: Great-sounding sciences where you can rake in the grant money and not have to do anything but spend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Creationism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Great-sounding sciences where you can rake in the grant money and not have to do anything but spend it. Xenoscience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Great-sounding sciences where you can rake in the grant money and not have to do anything but spend it. Applied Economic Output Studies NT: A word you'd like McCain and Palin to start using regularly other than "maverick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A word you'd like McCain and Palin to start using regularly other than "maverick". "Issues". And rather than just using the word, actually talking about them in a constructive, meaningful fashion. Same applies for Obama and Biden, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A word you'd like McCain and Palin to start using regularly other than "maverick". watersports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Applied Economic Output Studies NT: A word you'd like McCain and Palin to start using regularly other than "maverick". "Truth". Really, I'd like every politician to start using it. NT: How Canada is going to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Canada is going to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. Through vicious, vicious, military force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Canada is going to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. Behold, the power of Ice Hockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Canada is going to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. Wait until a bankrupt US can no longer import oil. Create and release large continental polar air mass. Let the foolish USers freeze in the dark. With luck, they'll even start eating each other. Repeat once or twice more to catch the opportunists from down south who run north to pillage all the stuff left behind by the frozen corpses. By May, you can march in unopposed if you off the remnants a beer or cider and some jerky. You'll be able rename cities. What was Memphis is now New Saskatoon. NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. "Sorry -- we're too busy with our own financial crisis, and we're still trying to stop Quebec from seceding...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wait until a bankrupt US can no longer import oil. Create and release large continental polar air mass. Let the foolish USers freeze in the dark. With luck, they'll even start eating each other. Repeat once or twice more to catch the opportunists from down south who run north to pillage all the stuff left behind by the frozen corpses. By May, you can march in unopposed if you off the remnants a beer or cider and some jerky. You'll be able rename cities. What was Memphis is now New Saskatoon. I, for one, welcome our new touque-wearing overlords. NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. They're still mad at us over the whole Montreal Expos/Washington Nationals thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis. "What, and share our beer?" NT: Subtle signs that you're telepathic and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: Subtle signs that you're telepathic and don't know it. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You and your Husband think the same things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Women bolt before you say anything to them. NT: What delayed the launch this time ? (difficulty. Must be a silly reason and not budget cuts or something really technical) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What delayed the launch this time ? (difficulty. Must be a silly reason and not budget cuts or something really technical) Realization we hadn't paid our space access "fee" to the aliens on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What delayed the launch this time ? (difficulty. Must be a silly reason and not budget cuts or something really technical) The feng shui was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What delayed the launch this time ? (difficulty. Must be a silly reason and not budget cuts or something really technical) That idiot Jenkins forgot to wind the rubber band again. NT: What else did Jenkins do wrong today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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