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NT: Signs that perhaps giving people now known for bad investment practices $700' date='000,000,000.00 was not a great idea.[/quote']

 

 

I don't want to talk about that. Instead, y'know, our opponent hangs out with known terrorists. Soccer Mom! Maverick!

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NT: Who sank the State of Dakota ? (North or South)

 

Wells Fargo, of course. All that well-drilling around the state's largest city led to massive ground subsidence eventually.

 

NT: Great-sounding sciences where you can rake in the grant money and not have to do anything but spend it.

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NT: A word you'd like McCain and Palin to start using regularly other than "maverick".

 

"Issues". And rather than just using the word, actually talking about them in a constructive, meaningful fashion.

 

Same applies for Obama and Biden, too.

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NT: How Canada is going to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis.

 

  1. Wait until a bankrupt US can no longer import oil.
  2. Create and release large continental polar air mass.
  3. Let the foolish USers freeze in the dark. With luck, they'll even start eating each other.
  4. Repeat once or twice more to catch the opportunists from down south who run north to pillage all the stuff left behind by the frozen corpses.
  5. By May, you can march in unopposed if you off the remnants a beer or cider and some jerky. You'll be able rename cities. What was Memphis is now New Saskatoon.

 

NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis.

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  1. Wait until a bankrupt US can no longer import oil.
  2. Create and release large continental polar air mass.
  3. Let the foolish USers freeze in the dark. With luck, they'll even start eating each other.
  4. Repeat once or twice more to catch the opportunists from down south who run north to pillage all the stuff left behind by the frozen corpses.
  5. By May, you can march in unopposed if you off the remnants a beer or cider and some jerky. You'll be able rename cities. What was Memphis is now New Saskatoon.

 

I, for one, welcome our new touque-wearing overlords.

 

NT: Reasons why Canada won't bother to swoop down and fix the US financial crisis.

 

They're still mad at us over the whole Montreal Expos/Washington Nationals thing.

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