death tribble Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He French kissed McCain and punched Palin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else did Jenkins do wrong today? "Ah, Jenkins? About that $700,000,000,000 I told you to look after...where it is, exactly?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else did Jenkins do wrong today? Pressed the Jolly, Candy-Like History Eraser Button. Again. NT: Subtle signs that you're right but still paranoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're right but still paranoid. Your last name is 'Kennedy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're right but still paranoid. What do you mean by that? What kind of topic is that? What kind of answer are you expecting,huh? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're right but still paranoid. The note in your refrigerator says "Yes, we're watching, and we want you to know we're impressed by the amount of fresh vegetables you keep. Good job." NT: Unpleasant things that would happen were fresh vegetables to gain sentience and the ability to move around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unpleasant things that would happen were fresh vegetables to gain sentience and the ability to move around. Cheddar Cheese Sauce would be outlawed as a Deadly Weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vegans would go extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Replaced by cucumbers" would be a sorry fact for some. NT: great! You've gone down in history! What'd you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: great! You've gone down in history! What'd you do? Became known as the only gamer on the face of the planet who doesn't like anime and Joss Whedon and was happy when Star Wars finally got around to talking about midichlorians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: great! You've gone down in history! What'd you do? What I had planned to do every night before hand. Take over the world ! Enforcer and DT, Enforcer and DT One of them's a genius the other takes tea Enforcer, Enforcer and DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: great! You've gone down in history! What'd you do? I went down in history. Suzy Jenkins and I are suspended for a month! NT: Creative ways to get suspended from high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get suspended from high school. Arrive at Biology class with sharpie marker all over your naked body showing the names of all the proper muscles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get suspended from high school. Bring an obviously fake plastic sword to school to use as a prop in your Drama class. If your school has a Zero Tolerance Policy on weapons, you're practically guaranteed at least a week off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get suspended from high school. A box with the radiation hazard symbol on it, and a buzzer in a faked-up Geiger counter. With a bootleg copy of the 1979 issue of The Progressive that has the (bogus) H-bomb design article in it. NT: Weapons for which "Unusual defenses apply: tin-foil hat" is the right thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weapons for which "Unusual defenses apply: tin-foil hat" is the right thing. Fending off Captain Idaho and his dreaded Baked Potato Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The sex ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weapons for which "Unusual defenses apply: tin-foil hat" is the right thing. Orbital Pizza Bombs. Duh! NT: Cheaper alternatives to tinfoil for making telepathy-proof headgear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheaper alternatives to tinfoil for making telepathy-proof headgear. Constantly imagining Dick Cheney in a garter belt, stockings, and a thong; any mentalist who makes contact will be too busy scrubbing their cerebral cortex clean to worry about actually reading your thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheaper alternatives to tinfoil for making telepathy-proof headgear. Dog crap. You said cheap, not effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheaper alternatives to tinfoil for making telepathy-proof headgear. Fannie Mae stock certificates NT: Unconventional Super villain to star in The Incredibles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fannie Mae stock certificates NT: Unconventional Super villain to star in The Incredibles 2 The sharks from Finding Nemo. "Jack Jack is friend, not food." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cruella DeVille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unconventional Super villain to star in The Incredibles 2 I'm-Not-Wearing-Any-Underpants Man! New Topic: Things besides money you'd be happy to find in your couch cushions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm-Not-Wearing-Any-Underpants Man! New Topic: Things besides money you'd be happy to find in your couch cushions. Adrianna Lima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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