death tribble Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He says it is Captain Kidd's treasure, you know it is the kickbacks that he could not put through the bank for tax purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you think you could find buried in a political candidate's back yard. His brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you think you could find buried in a political candidate's back yard. Jimmy Hoffa NT: REAL reason Jimmy Hoffa disappeared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: REAL reason Jimmy Hoffa disappeared Got sex change and changed name to "Sharon Stone". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: REAL reason Jimmy Hoffa disappeared He wanted to avoid the fines on his library books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: REAL reason Jimmy Hoffa disappeared Refused to stop and ask for directions. NT: When you shouldn't stop and ask for directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When you shouldn't stop and ask for directions. When Old Man Withers is standing by the side of the road, because he's sure to send you into trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When you shouldn't stop and ask for directions. "Hmm, these fine young men seem to know the area well. Maybe they'll stop shooting at each other for a moment while they tell us were the theater is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When you shouldn't stop and ask for directions. When you know where you're going and you don't know where you've been. NT: Real reason the New York Giants lost last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Browns got tired of hearing the song "Eli's Coming". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason the New York Giants lost last night The Browns scored more points. What? You said real reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Apparently Eli's soul did not clear customs and Satan had to give it back. NT: What you'd rarther be doing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'd rarther be doing right now. ***** the holy ****** out of her *******. Stupid language filters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'd rarther be doing right now. Playing HERO. Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you'd rarther be doing right now. Kicking back with a glass of Knappogue Castle, neat. NT: Impossible anatomy in the superhero genre. Difficulty: must NOT include mammaries, even though the patent idiocy of boobs on reptiles spawned this theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Impossible anatomy in the superhero genre. Difficulty: must NOT include mammaries' date=' even though the patent idiocy of boobs on reptiles spawned this theme.[/quote'] "My arms extend into the Dimension of Doom! Which gives me a great opportunity to get really interesting coffee...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kicking back with a glass of Knappogue Castle, neat. NT: Impossible anatomy in the superhero genre. Difficulty: must NOT include mammaries, even though the patent idiocy of boobs on reptiles spawned this theme. Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I give you LOG-MAN! *gasps* Clueless Reporter: "He doesn't look like he's made of wood - OHH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Impossible anatomy in the superhero genre. Difficulty: must NOT include mammaries' date=' even though the patent idiocy of boobs on reptiles spawned this theme.[/quote'] Pretty much anything ever drawn by Rob Liefeld, ever. New Topic: Identify, without actually saying it, your favorite swear word. (Example - It's the word that you think will end this poem, but doesn't: "Spider, spider, on the wall / Ain't you got no sense at all? / Can't you see that wall's been plastered / Get off there, ya stupid spider!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Identify, without actually saying it, your favorite swear word. (Example - It's the word that you think will end this poem, but doesn't: "Spider, spider, on the wall / Ain't you got no sense at all? / Can't you see that wall's been plastered / Get off there, ya stupid spider!") I'll just let Gabe and Tycho say it. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/14/ Yeah, I guess that'd be NSFW for language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Identify, without actually saying it, your favorite swear word. (Example - It's the word that you think will end this poem, but doesn't: "Spider, spider, on the wall / Ain't you got no sense at all? / Can't you see that wall's been plastered / Get off there, ya stupid spider!") Rooster teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Identify, without actually saying it, your favorite swear word. (Example - It's the word that you think will end this poem, but doesn't: "Spider, spider, on the wall / Ain't you got no sense at all? / Can't you see that wall's been plastered / Get off there, ya stupid spider!") It's a small town in Austria. NT: Super-powers triggered by massive caffeine consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super-powers triggered by massive caffeine consumption. Life Support: Need Not Sleep, 1 charge lasting up to a week, OAF: Coffee Mug, Must sleep for time equal to time asleep after the charge is expended. (I actually had a player in one of my games whose character had this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super-powers triggered by massive caffeine consumption. +10 END, 1 Continuing Charge lasting 6 Hours (+0) (5 Active Points); OAF Fragile Expendable (Extremely Difficult to obtain new Focus; Heart, explodes eventually; -2 1/4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The power to turn your life into an opera. Like this. NT: Signs that your life has become a grand opera. (Difficulty: besides everyone is singing including yourself). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your life has become a grand opera. (Difficulty: besides everyone is singing including yourself). "Whoa. I know Italian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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