CrosshairCollie Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Michael Phelps, Sea King! NT: Signs that the election really needs to be over. The various pictures of McCain with his tongue hanging out. Seriously, what was he thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the election really needs to be over. In a last-ditch attempt to drum up interest in the campaign, Sarah Palin starts doing burlesque instead of interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the election really needs to be over. It's mid October I mean, geez could this feel like a longer time? NT: Ways the Presidential Election could last longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the Presidential Election could last longer It takes three months to count all the votes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the Presidential Election could last longer Hillary could announce on November 5th that she's running in 2012. (And if McCain wins, you can bet she'll be giving the idea serious consideration.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the Presidential Election could last longer It becomes a Survivor-style competition. NT: How will Madonna bounce back after getting divorced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will Madonna bounce back after getting divorced? The same way she always does -- by BLEEPing anything that moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will Madonna bounce back after getting divorced? Another breast augmentation surgery. *bouncybouncybouncy* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat . NT: How will Madonna bounce back after getting divorced? By breaking out those old cone bras. Those things have a lot of great uses NT: Biggest surprises in Game One of the World Series in Tampa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprises in Game One of the World Series in Tampa With every cowbell sold, you get a free cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprises in Game One of the World Series in Tampa It's in Tampa! I mean, seriously, the Rays? In the World Series? What, is it the Royals turn next year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We interrupt your regularly unscheduled nonsense for this message: ....go into hiding to fright against the registration crowd. I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but I thought it very clever and funny. "...to fright against..." We now return you to your nonsense, already in progress. Or is that "regress"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprises in Game One of the World Series in Tampa Turns out that roof at Tropicana field is actually retractable . . . in a strong enough wind . . . New Topic: Fun things to do while watching the World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nail the wives of the players and managers while they are at the stadium for a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do while watching the World Series. Go "Bleeble Bleeble Bleeble!" at the screen after the umpires make a bad call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do while watching the World Series. Watch football, or another sport that is actually interesting. NT: Ways to make baseball games go quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to make baseball games go quicker. "Strike Two! Yerout!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to make baseball games go quicker. Eliminate stealing bases, which would eliminate the resultant 15 throws to first every time anyone who's stolen successfully more than once in the last two months gets on base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to make baseball games go quicker. No commercials and umpires yelling "Hustle in and Hustle out" NT: John McCain's final most desperate attempt to get back in the race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: John McCain's final most desperate attempt to get back in the race He starts pointing out that Obama's top financial advisers were top exec's in Fanny May and Freddie Mac. And Obama was received the second largest amount of lobbyist money from them for the last 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He takes America hostage and says he is prepared to let it go if he gets to become President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: John McCain's final most desperate attempt to get back in the race "If you vote for me I'll give you one of my houses." NT: Political ploys from the 3008 election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political ploys from the 3008 election. "You're not authorized to vote for that candidate, Citizen. Report for termination." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To celebrate decades of benighted rule you will be allowed to choose who you vote for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political ploys from the 3008 election. "What we need is the change I can bring!" "No, what we need is the change I can bring!" "No way! I'm the one who will change things!" "Nuh-uh! I'm the change guy!" NT: Hulk hungry. What should Hulk eat for breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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