greenbriar Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You keep hearing, "I don't think so, Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't a good day to put up new shelving after all. "Look... Godzilla!" NT: Times when seeing Godzilla may be a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when seeing Godzilla may be a good thing "How are we going to convince them to tear down that hideous Eiffel Tower impersonator? Oh, Look! Here comes Godzilla!" "That's great, but they'll just rebuild it again like they always do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when seeing Godzilla may be a good thing Monster Movie Marathon Weekend on Spike TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you are being audited by the IRS NT: Times when seeing Godzilla is just plain embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when seeing Godzilla is just plain embarrassing "Oh, um, er, well, you're back early. Mrs. Godzilla and I were just...um...well, we were just...uh, talking about...er, well, you know...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when seeing Godzilla is just plain embarrassing When nobody else does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harvey Godzilla??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst...greenbriar! New topic, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teh Bunneh is in charge of Afghanistan, what are his policies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teh Bunneh is in charge of Afghanistan' date=' what are his policies?[/quote'] He gets first crack at all the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teh Bunneh is in charge of Afghanistan' date=' what are his policies?[/quote'] Free Porn for All! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teh Bunneh is in charge of Afghanistan' date=' what are his policies?[/quote'] It becomes the People's Rip-Off Republic of New Bunnistan. NT: The "official" unit of currency in New Bunnistan, what he makes people exchange their real money for in order to buy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "official" unit of currency in New Bunnistan' date=' what he makes people exchange their real money for in order to buy stuff.[/quote'] Monopoly© money with bikini pics pasted on the back. If you paste on a pic he doesn't like, you have to trade in all your money...and your quickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bunny rabbits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "official" unit of currency in New Bunnistan' date=' what he makes people exchange their real money for in order to buy stuff.[/quote'] Canadian dollars. Wait, didn't somebody already say Monopoly money? NT: Many currencies such as the Canadian dollar or the Euro are brightly-colored and have interesting pictures on them; pick a unit of U.S. currency and what appropriate color and picture should be on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The 1000 dollar bill should have a Playboy playmate in full colour on it as the only time you see a bill of that calibre someone is getting screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Many currencies such as the Canadian dollar or the Euro are brightly-colored and have interesting pictures on them; pick a unit of U.S. currency and what appropriate color and picture should be on it. If hyperinflation is coming ... and some have suggested that ... then the $1 should be bright red and orange, featuring an image of the Hindenburg crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Many currencies such as the Canadian dollar or the Euro are brightly-colored and have interesting pictures on them; pick a unit of U.S. currency and what appropriate color and picture should be on it. Billion dollar bills ($1,000,000,000) should feature the company logo and colors of whatever corporation is getting them in the bailout. Custom printing shouldn't be a problem; we're only printing 700 of them. Or 750. Or 800. Or 893. Or.... New Topic: What VIPER agents do after they get laid off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What VIPER agents do after they get laid off. "Welcome to Wal-Mart, behave or I'll shoot you in the . . . er, I mean, have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What VIPER agents do after they get laid off. "So, you have decided to join us? Your resume is ...impressive" "Thank you, though I always felt VIPER didn't utilize my spiritual side enough, and somewhat envied the outfits you folks at DEMON wore." "Yes, very nice aren't they? Oh, oh my." "What is it?" "I see a distinct lack of chanting training?" "That's totally my fault for leaving that off... but we did do chants of a sort in drill. I'm sure I could adapt quickly." "mmm, I suppose so , yes, a few rounds of 'I don't know, but I've been told, you get good stuff when you sell your soul' might do." "Heh. Exactly....Err.. uhm." "Something wrong?" "Ah.. no no." "Good, sign here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What VIPER agents do after they get laid off. Nothing. When the local Nest says your position is being "eliminated," they don't mean your job position. They mean your "standing upright and breathing" position. NT: Ways to amuse yourself while at home with a flu-sick kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Play Mad Scientist with an eager patient ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to amuse yourself while at home with a flu-sick kid. Let them watch The Tingler, and then as they're about to fall asleep, stuff a sweat sock full of other dirty laundry and lob it onto them. PS: A friend of mine had his dad do that to him. It showed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to amuse yourself while at home with a flu-sick kid. Listen to hours upon hours of whining. It's not like you have another choice. NT: What should Brett Favre's next career be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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