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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

It's the NBA.

 

Fixed that for ya. :)

 

NT: Subtle signs that a sporting event is fixed.

 

For today's game, the Chicago White Sox are wearing throwback uniforms. From 1919.

 

New Topic: Superhero origins that never made the final cut.

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'So this guy is an alien right born under a red sun and so when its planet blows up he gets put into an escape pod and he land on earth which has a yellow sun. Now a yellow sun makes this guy all but superhuman he can fly, has great strength, can shoot lasers from his eyes and he looks human.

 

No ?

 

Well how about this. This kid witnesses his parents being murdered and determines to revenge them by becoming this great detective and striking terror into the hearts of criminals by wearing a costume that makes him look like a giant bat.....

 

No ?

 

Well maybe. This police scientist is working in his lab one night and a bolt of lightning strikes him and the chemicals in his lab turning him into the fastest man alive...

 

No ?

 

How about this. This test pilot is summoned by a flying ring to an alien who is dieing. The alien bequeaths him his role as a member of a Galactic police force who use the rings to fire energy that helps them do their job and do all sorts of cool things. These cops know no fear but the rings have an impurity to the colour yellow......

 

No ?

 

Ok then. The President of the United States gets hit on the head by a baseball bat and becomes a superhero.

 

You are kidding ? You like this ? But the Secret Service would make Swiss cheese of anyone who did this !

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New Topic: Things that make you want to not do this thread anymore?

 

Lack of sleep. For the past six days.

 

New Topic: Signs that Foxbat is no longer amused with your antics.

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Lack of sleep. For the past six days.

 

New Topic: Signs that Foxbat is no longer amused with your antics.

 

He calls for a phone-in vote of comics readers to see if your comic gets 'cancelled', if you know what I mean.

 

NT: Ways Joe Quesada could screw the Marvel Universe up even worse than he already has.

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NT: Ways Joe Quesada could screw the Marvel Universe up even worse than he already has.

 

The revelation that Janet Van Dyne actually died in 1987, and that for the past 22 years 'The Wasp' has actually been a drag queen named Brian Luscious.

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