MilkmanDan Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in Avengers-the Musical Doctor Doom is a transsexual transvestite from Latveria. NT: Other embarrassing secrets Doctor Doom doesn't want anyone to know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other embarrassing secrets Doctor Doom doesn't want anyone to know about. "How do you eat and excrete in that armor, anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other embarrassing secrets Doctor Doom doesn't want anyone to know about. The pink lace lingerie he wears underneath the armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other embarrassing secrets Doctor Doom doesn't want anyone to know about. Those inane songs he sings in the shower. NT: Subtle signs that your life is being clandestinely observed by Dark Powers Beyond Human Comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Those inane songs he sings in the shower. NT: Subtle signs that your life is being clandestinely observed by Dark Powers Beyond Human Comprehension. What clandestine? My cats stare at me ALL THE TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your life is being clandestinely observed by Dark Powers Beyond Human Comprehension. Your soul has been replaced with Folger's Crystals. Now 50% more evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You get a call from Cthulhu NT: Star Trek needs a new slogan. To Boldly go etc is old hat. New slogan and can be for any version of Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Star Trek needs a new slogan. To Boldly go etc is old hat. New slogan and can be for any version of Trek. "Star Trek: Deep Space 9--We're gloomy, but at least we don't utterly suck like Voyager" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Star Trek needs a new slogan. To Boldly go etc is old hat. New slogan and can be for any version of Trek. Star Trek: The New Movie--Substantially less boring than Star Trek: The Motion Picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Star Trek needs a new slogan. To Boldly go etc is old hat. New slogan and can be for any version of Trek. To squeeze yet more dollars out of a formerly glorious but now tired old franchise. NT: Early signs that spring is going to be ... different ... this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To squeeze yet more dollars out of a formerly glorious but now tired old franchise. NT: Early signs that spring is going to be ... different ... this year. The opening day of baseball season is snowed out ... for the Astros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Early signs that spring is going to be ... different ... this year. When they say it's raining cats and dogs, it really IS raining cats and dogs. And cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Fertility gods show up and they are feeling Frisky. NT: One of the gods turns up at your house (can be any Pantheon). What do you do for them ? Difficulty No decapitations a la The Bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One of the gods turns up at your house (can be any Pantheon). What do you do for them ? Difficulty No decapitations a la The Bunny. Tezcatlipoca, though how he got to my place will never be adequately explained. I'll give him bus fare and directions to City Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One of the gods turns up at your house (can be any Pantheon). What do you do for them ? Difficulty No decapitations a la The Bunny. When Ra, the Egyptian sun god shows up at my house, I tell him that two guys named Jack and Daniel were just here looking for him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One of the gods turns up at your house (can be any Pantheon). What do you do for them ? Difficulty No decapitations a la The Bunny. Azathoth will get directions to the cube of that annoying developer who never listens to me. Let's see him code a bunch of bugs into the software when he's a gibbering idiot. Well, more of a gibbering idiot, anyways. NT: Ways to punish software developers who code way too many bugs into software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to punish software developers who code way too many bugs into software. Lock them in a room, and the only thing that supplies them with food, water, and air is a system contolled by software they wrote themselves. No reboots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blow up every single Microsoft employee past and present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to punish software developers who code way too many bugs into software. Infest their dwellings with angry cockroaches. NT: Nasty things that angry cockroaches can do to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nasty things that angry cockroaches can do to you. Taunt our leaders into starting a nuclear conflict that they would survive, but we wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat your food and dive into your drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nasty things that angry cockroaches can do to you. Crawl in and out of your mouth while you sleep. NT: Today is 3/3/9, Square Root Day. How should you celebrate most appropriately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Today is 3/3/9' date=' Square Root Day. How should you celebrate most appropriately?[/quote'] By locking up such irrational numbers as The Square Root of Two before they raise havoc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Today is 3/3/9, Square Root Day. How should you celebrate most appropriately? Sing a song about Imaginary Numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Today is 3/3/9, Square Root Day. How should you celebrate most appropriately? Sing "Three... is a magic number. Yes it is... it's a magic number." NT: Other times that it is appropriate to bust into a song from Schoolhouse Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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