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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Make yourself look the the Bratz!

 

NT: Subtle signs that it's time for you to stop drinking.

 

"I would do that night elf"

 

"Dude? That's just a video game.. it is pixels"

 

"Yeah? SO?"

 

"It's also a MALE Night Elf, and you're straight.."

 

"It is?Oh geez...I should stop drinking."

"Ya think?"

 

NT: The continuing adventures of Conan the Politician

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NT: The continuing adventures of Conan the Politician

 

He brings a Greatsword with him to his meeting with the state legislature: "If we're going to balance this budget, we're going to have to make some SERIOUS cuts...."

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NT: The continuing adventures of Conan the Politician

"You know.. thank you.. I don't really understand your Congress, or your system of checks and balances.. because, as I said during the campaign - I'm just a barbarian. I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capitol Gains Tax. Thank you!"

 

 

 

NT: Lion-O joins the US Senate...

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"You know.. thank you.. I don't really understand your Congress, or your system of checks and balances.. because, as I said during the campaign - I'm just a barbarian. I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capitol Gains Tax. Thank you!"

 

 

 

NT: Lion-O joins the US Senate...

 

"Thunder, Thunder, Thundercat NOOOOO!"

 

"Thank you, Senator, a simple nay vote will be sufficient."

 

NT: Signs that the mild mannered reporter interviewing a politician might be a superhero!

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NT: Amendments that didn't quite make it into the US Constitution.

 

People have the right to free health care, guaranteed retirement income, guaranteed employment, and government-financed big-screen plasma TVs.

 

(I mention this only because certain individuals already seem to think that government should provide all these things and are disappointed and/or offended when it doesn't.)

/rant

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All he wants to talk about is Senator Luthor's Kryptonite Bill.

 

 

 

 

NT: Amendments that didn't quite make it into the US Constitution.

 

Women between ages of 18 to 38 drink at half price, free on Wednesdays

 

NT: Jedi begin taking jobs as traffic cops

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