Psybolt Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected titles for The Greatest Show Broadway has ever Seen!© It Ain't Cats!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected titles for The Greatest Show Broadway has ever Seen!© "This Show Sucks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected titles for The Greatest Show Broadway has ever Seen!© Summer for Stalin WHAT? NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds. Newly elected Hall of Famer: Michael Vick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds. "And we feel that, even with his off-the-field indiscretions, enough time has passed that we're glad to accept Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame!" "Yes, but isn't this the Hockey Hall of Fame?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds. The Country Music Hall of Fame adds "Far-away Eyes" to its list of Best Country Songs Of All Time. NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library. "So, do you want to find that Star Wars book, or would you rather ride the waterslide again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library. books. If you lived in some areas they borrow the book and never return it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library. Vygotsky's Thought and Language. I need it for a paper. The city library had it a few months back, but when I tried to reserve it a few days ago, I found that it's no longer available. The county library doesn't have it either. Bother. New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".) Having sex with his spouse, rather than a prostitute, teenager, or male meth dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".) Wearing jeans and a clean sweatshirt at the neighborhood center on a Tuesday afternoon, holding his own with the black pieces with a Nimzo-Indian defense against a 14-year-old trying out the Kasparov Variation in the weekly woodpushers' pick-up session. Having sex with his spouse' date=' rather than a prostitute, teenager, or male meth dealer.[/quote'] (Off-topic: or all of them at the same time, with a sheepdog, five gerbils, and a gallon of peanut oil thrown inon.) No lobsters, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".) Finding sources of money rather than complaining about lack of money. NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind. "... so if you could just send in a check for $200 billion, made out to Reginald Hampstead Dishdigger Pearl Swine Blackadder MWOOT! MWOOT! Hammina Hammina Quackenbush Barreltote ZOOOOOOT! Jones..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He asks you 'Does my bum look big in this ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind. "You know, we're asking too much money out of you. Here, have some back." NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names, eg 'He's Tony La Russa'). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names' date=' eg 'He's Tony La Russa').[/quote'] He builds his concept of "small ball" on steals of first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names, eg 'He's Tony La Russa'). "I'm Tony LaRussa" "Coach.... you're not Tony LaRussa." "OK... I'm Dusty Baker" "Coach!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names' date=' eg 'He's Tony La Russa').[/quote'] "I'm Lou Pinella, and I actually believe the Cubs will win the World Series this year." NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series. A world-wide uprising of deadly Ninja Bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series. A deep, world-filling voice calls out, "Making a mockery of the game! You are OUT!" And we are all cast into the Pit for an eternity of torment, for instance, being Seattle Mariners fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series. The world devourer arrives.... a Giant Billy Goat NT: Other ways to curse a sports team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to curse a sports team Move it to Atlanta. Even if they win, people aren't going to show up. Worst. Sports city. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to curse a sports team Stand outside the stadium saying "Curse You, Yankees! Curse You! Curse You!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Poison the beer in the stadium. NT: A magic Genie grants you a meeting with any US President alive or dead. Which do you choose and why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A magic Genie grants you a meeting with any US President alive or dead. Which do you choose and why ? Alive! Duh! The dead ones just lie there. Not too exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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