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NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds.

 

"And we feel that, even with his off-the-field indiscretions, enough time has passed that we're glad to accept Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame!"

 

"Yes, but isn't this the Hockey Hall of Fame?"

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NT: Subtle signs that the voters for the Hall of Fame (your choice of Halls) are out of their collective minds.

 

The Country Music Hall of Fame adds "Far-away Eyes" to its list of Best Country Songs Of All Time.

 

 

 

NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library.

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NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library.

 

Vygotsky's Thought and Language. I need it for a paper. The city library had it a few months back, but when I tried to reserve it a few days ago, I found that it's no longer available. The county library doesn't have it either. Bother.

 

New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".)

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New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".)

 

Having sex with his spouse, rather than a prostitute, teenager, or male meth dealer.

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New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".)

 

Wearing jeans and a clean sweatshirt at the neighborhood center on a Tuesday afternoon, holding his own with the black pieces with a Nimzo-Indian defense against a 14-year-old trying out the Kasparov Variation in the weekly woodpushers' pick-up session.

 

Having sex with his spouse' date=' rather than a prostitute, teenager, or male meth dealer.[/quote']

(Off-topic: or all of them at the same time, with a sheepdog, five gerbils, and a gallon of peanut oil thrown inon.) No lobsters, though.

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New Topic: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find your local elected leader doing. (Difficulty: Something more complicated and/or more specific than "His job".)

 

Finding sources of money rather than complaining about lack of money.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind.

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NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind.

 

"... so if you could just send in a check for $200 billion, made out to Reginald Hampstead Dishdigger Pearl Swine Blackadder MWOOT! MWOOT! Hammina Hammina Quackenbush Barreltote ZOOOOOOT! Jones..."

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NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing your IRS audit is out of his mind.

 

"You know, we're asking too much money out of you. Here, have some back."

 

NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names, eg 'He's Tony La Russa').

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NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names, eg 'He's Tony La Russa').

 

"I'm Tony LaRussa"

 

"Coach.... you're not Tony LaRussa."

 

"OK... I'm Dusty Baker"

 

"Coach!"

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NT: Subtle signs that the coach of your favorite major league baseball team is out of his mind (difficulty: No just stating of names' date=' eg 'He's Tony La Russa').[/quote']

 

"I'm Lou Pinella, and I actually believe the Cubs will win the World Series this year."

 

NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series.

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NT: Thematically-appropriate ways the world would end if the Cubs actually won the World Series.

 

A deep, world-filling voice calls out, "Making a mockery of the game! You are OUT!" And we are all cast into the Pit for an eternity of torment, for instance, being Seattle Mariners fans.

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