death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Richard Nixon. Because I want to ask him 'Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A magic Genie grants you a meeting with any US President alive or dead. Which do you choose and why ? William Henry Harrison. He'd die halfway through the appetizer course, meaning I could eat the rest of his food. NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat William Henry Harrison. He'd die halfway through the appetizer course, meaning I could eat the rest of his food. NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them? Mostly, we stop saying 'when pigs fly'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them? Enroll them in a school that is a cover for their saving the world as the team called the X-Hams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them? Two words: Super BLT! NT: Animals you most definitely don't want to see with superpowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: Super BLT! NT: Animals you most definitely don't want to see with superpowers Hippos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Monkeys. We're back to radioactive poop flinging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Animals you most definitely don't want to see with superpowers Back to pigs. Seriously, there are going to be some seriously pissed-off pigs around, considering how many of their siblings I've eaten. NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is, yet again, planning another comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Back to pigs. Seriously, there are going to be some seriously pissed-off pigs around, considering how many of their siblings I've eaten. NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is, yet again, planning another comeback. He's got a plan to make comeback fouvre or fivre times, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He hires a mad scientist to create Robo Brett ! The Six Billion Dollar Quarterback ! Gentlemen we can rebuild him. better than he was before, stronger, faster etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is' date=' yet again, planning another comeback.[/quote'] Wisconsin has just declared war on Minnesota. NT: Subtle signs that the star quarterback your team just drafted is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He offers to pose naked using only the White House to hide his you-know-what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is' date=' yet again, planning another comeback.[/quote'] His agent is insisting on a provision in his new contract that he (Favre) be taken to a voodoo priestess in the event that he is seriously injured and/or dies. New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His agent is insisting on a provision in his new contract that he (Favre) be taken to a voodoo priestess in the event that he is seriously injured and/or dies. New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies. Paris Hilt ... whaddayamean, too late? Fine, then Britney Sp ... her too? Lindsay Lo ... OH, COME ON! Keanu Ree ... DAMMIT! Fine then. Fozzie Bear. "Braaaaiiinnnnz Wokka Wokka Wokka ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the star quarterback your team just drafted is out of his mind. Ignoring for a moment that "my team" is the Detroit Lions.... At his first press conference, he describes his strategy of punting on the first down. New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies. Paris Hilton. I mean, after her first meal she'd have basically doubled her brains, giving her almost average intelligence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies. Any NFL quarterback. "Oooh, there's a handoff in the backfield, and I don't mean that the running back got the ball!" NT: Fun results of lepers being professional athletes besides being able to make a cheap "handoff" joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Contact sports become really hazardous as the players could explode on impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun results of lepers being professional athletes besides being able to make a cheap "handoff" joke. Cheap "faceoff" jokes in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When a player gives you the finger, it becomes the proper form to give it back. NT: More Subtle Signs that the Mayor of your city is an alien in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The vigilante who is secretly a vampire opposes him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More Subtle Signs that the Mayor of your city is an alien in disguise. He's using your social security number. Wait, what kind of alien did you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More Subtle Signs that the Mayor of your city is an alien in disguise. The interns like him even less than Bill Clinton. New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings. "You want rats with that? I can't believe I just said that...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings. "I'm sorry, sir. No, I don't mean to call you a liar, but menus tend to be standard across franchises. I find it very unlikely that 'caucasian toddler' would be an option at the Domino's in your hometown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings. "Pepperoni and mushroom, extra eyes." NT: Pizza in Hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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