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NT: A magic Genie grants you a meeting with any US President alive or dead. Which do you choose and why ?

 

William Henry Harrison. He'd die halfway through the appetizer course, meaning I could eat the rest of his food.

 

NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them?

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NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them?

 

Enroll them in a school that is a cover for their saving the world as the team called the X-Hams.

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NT: Animals you most definitely don't want to see with superpowers

Back to pigs. Seriously, there are going to be some seriously pissed-off pigs around, considering how many of their siblings I've eaten.

 

NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is, yet again, planning another comeback.

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Back to pigs. Seriously, there are going to be some seriously pissed-off pigs around, considering how many of their siblings I've eaten.

 

NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is, yet again, planning another comeback.

 

He's got a plan to make comeback fouvre or fivre times, at least.

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NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is' date=' yet again, planning another comeback.[/quote']

 

His agent is insisting on a provision in his new contract that he (Favre) be taken to a voodoo priestess in the event that he is seriously injured and/or dies.

 

New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies.

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His agent is insisting on a provision in his new contract that he (Favre) be taken to a voodoo priestess in the event that he is seriously injured and/or dies.

 

New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies.

 

Paris Hilt ... whaddayamean, too late?

Fine, then Britney Sp ... her too?

Lindsay Lo ... OH, COME ON!

Keanu Ree ... DAMMIT!

Fine then.

 

Fozzie Bear. "Braaaaiiinnnnz Wokka Wokka Wokka ..."

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NT: Subtle signs that the star quarterback your team just drafted is out of his mind.

 

Ignoring for a moment that "my team" is the Detroit Lions....

 

At his first press conference, he describes his strategy of punting on the first down.

 

New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies.

 

Paris Hilton. I mean, after her first meal she'd have basically doubled her brains, giving her almost average intelligence...

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New Topic: Celebrities that might actually be more appealing as zombies.

 

Any NFL quarterback. "Oooh, there's a handoff in the backfield, and I don't mean that the running back got the ball!"

 

NT: Fun results of lepers being professional athletes besides being able to make a cheap "handoff" joke.

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NT: More Subtle Signs that the Mayor of your city is an alien in disguise.

 

The interns like him even less than Bill Clinton.

 

New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings.

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New Topic: Things that space aliens might mistakenly order as pizza toppings.

 

"I'm sorry, sir. No, I don't mean to call you a liar, but menus tend to be standard across franchises. I find it very unlikely that 'caucasian toddler' would be an option at the Domino's in your hometown."

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