MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pizza in Hell "Hi, welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pizza in Hell It will be there in 15 minutes or you pay triple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pizza in Hell "Order for Canadian bacon. YOU! Guy from Nova Scotia! Getcher a** over here, next to the prep table!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pizza in Hell "Welcome to Little Caesar's. Can I take your order? NT: Hamburgers in Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hamburgers in Hell. "I'm sorry sir, but every burger is charred and dry. This is Hell, after all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hamburgers in Hell. "You want a hamburger? They're up there. Yeah, that's Hamburger Hill, and yeah, those are the same NVA guys shooting from up there. "Hey, be glad you didn't ask for a pork chop." NT: Other tough battles over food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other tough battles over food. "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!" "You got peanut butter in my chocolate! You bastard!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other tough battles over food. "I'd like the grilled swordfish, garçon." "Very good, sir. You've brought your own épée and scuba gear, I trust?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other tough battles over food. "I don't think nukes are appropriate to this dorm cafeteria, Mr. Belushi." NT: Things that would be improved by the random insertion of John Belushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved by the random insertion of John Belushi. Hot dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved by the random insertion of John Belushi. Saturday Night Live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved by the random insertion of John Belushi. Papal elections. NT: Novel things to get your mom on Mothers' Day. Assume she already has a rocket-propelled chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel things to get your mom on Mothers' Day. Assume she already has a rocket-propelled chainsaw. The Princess Bride. What? It's a novel. and she said she wants it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel things to get your mom on Mothers' Day. Assume she already has a rocket-propelled chainsaw. In the case of my mother? A chill pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel things to get your mom on Mothers' Day. Assume she already has a rocket-propelled chainsaw. Sharks. With frickin' lasers on their heads. NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day. Sharks. With frickin' lasers on their heads. Come on, like you didn't think about answering like that....... Really, he's going to use his orbital mind-control satellites to force everyone to call their mothers to wish them a happy mother's day and tell them they love her. He's really a sweet boy at heart........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day. "Hi, Mom, Happy Mother's Day!" "Oh, Albert, it's so good of you to come." "I got you something! I hope you'll like it." "Oh, you shouldn't ha--what, Canada? Who would want that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day. "Here are some puppies, Mother. Kick away!" NT: Subtle signs that your grandmother has finally lost her mind. (Difficulty: she still remembers who you are and who and where she is.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your grandmother has finally lost her mind. (Difficulty: she still remembers who you are and who and where she is.) She joins the WWE as "Vericose Veins" Velma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your grandmother has finally lost her mind. (Difficulty: she still remembers who you are and who and where she is.) She complains loudly at the lack of a support hose option amongst Victoria's Secret's raciest lingerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She keeps referring to your uncle Vinny as "F*$&tard." NT: Turns out the revolution WAS televised. Who hosted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Turns out the revolution WAS televised. Who hosted? Howie Mandel. "Now, the question you must ask yourself is ... Execution Or No Execution?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Turns out the revolution WAS televised. Who hosted? Pinky and The Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ryan Seacrest. And he hosted his own death. What a guy ! Professional to the end. NT: Not very good terrorist groups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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