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NT: Hamburgers in Hell.

 

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NT: Novel things to get your mom on Mothers' Day. Assume she already has a rocket-propelled chainsaw.

 

The Princess Bride.

 

What? It's a novel. and she said she wants it. :)

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NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day.

 

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NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day.

 

"Hi, Mom, Happy Mother's Day!"

 

"Oh, Albert, it's so good of you to come."

 

"I got you something! I hope you'll like it."

 

"Oh, you shouldn't ha--what, Canada? Who would want that?"

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NT: Subtle signs that your grandmother has finally lost her mind. (Difficulty: she still remembers who you are and who and where she is.)

 

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