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NT: The fate of the universe rests upon

(Can be people or places or things)

 

...a group of benign meritocrats who have sworn not to interfere in the affairs of lesser beings...but pretty much always decide to anyway.

 

(Pretty much the plot of every episode of every version of Star Trek ever made.)

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NT: nexus' date=' matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ?[/quote']

 

Death Tribble decides, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" and starts posting too many pictures to the Funny Pics tread too.

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NT: nexus' date=' matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ?[/quote']

 

They 'shop images of each other into the new versions of the same pictures and post them again, each one costing permanent loss of 1d6 SAN points. Where, you ask, did they get all the SAN points they've lost in this way? Well, it turns out you can buy SAN with money, $1 for the first point, $2 for the second, $4 for the third, $8 for the fourth ...

 

... and people wonder where all the money went when the securities firms failures started happening.

 

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She has an escort of Imperial Stormtroopers.

 

NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York, New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ?

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NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York' date=' New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax?[/quote']

 

New York changes its name to "New Washington DC". Their tax money's going there anyway....

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NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York' date=' New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ?[/quote']

 

Meh. When the French get around to repaying their old war debts, I'll take this seriously. Until then, we'll insist they change their placenames to things like "Old Parasite".

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She has an escort of Imperial Stormtroopers.

 

NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York, New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ?

 

Coutersue. Come on, lawsuits are a national pastime over here. We can drag this thing through courts with countersuits, etc., until doomsday.

 

 

NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble.

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