Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble. I voted for Susano, not Haven. I demand a recount! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring against Death Tribble. Blame him for Portland's soccer mess. NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble. He shed hair all over my desk and it blocked up my CPU case fan; the bastard owes me a new PC. I voted for Susano' date=' not Haven. I demand a recount![/quote'] Blame him for Portland's soccer mess. I see. Bait me will you ? I will have my revenge in this life and the next..... NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind. He has male cheerleaders in scantily clad costumes to cheer the fans on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind. "I'm going to model the operation of my team after one of the sport's great owners--Al Davis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind. "Really, the fact that multiple franchises have failed here shouldn't give anyone pause! Los Angeles is a great town for the NFL!" NT: The "Bengals" just isn't a good name for the Cincinnati franchise anymore. What should it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "Bengals" just isn't a good name for the Cincinnati franchise anymore. What should it be? The Bungles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "Bengals" just isn't a good name for the Cincinnati franchise anymore. What should it be? The Three-Ways, because nothing says Cincinnati like a Three-Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sinners. Cincinnatti Sinners. Has a ring to it. NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially. "So long, and try not to drive anyone to suicide today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially. "Survive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially. Hard to beat the old standby, "Be careful out there." NT: Cancer gives his physics exam tomorrow. Suggest appropriate bribes his students might offer that have a chance of being accepted. Difficulty: no sexual favors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat fancy dinners for a month at a restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cleaning of his office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cancer gives his physics exam tomorrow. Suggest appropriate bribes his students might offer that have a chance of being accepted. Difficulty: no sexual favors. Pizza. What can go wrong with pizza? NT: OK, what can go wrong with pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pizza. What can go wrong with pizza? NT: OK, what can go wrong with pizza? "Well, if it says to bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, then ten minutes at 700 degrees should work, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat you can eat it and suffer food poisoning, acute diarohea attacks, projectile vomiting and impotence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OK' date=' what [i']can[/i] go wrong with pizza? "Washington in flames today as Oprah promises free pizza to everyone in the country..." NT: Rejected celebrity endorsements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected celebrity endorsements True: Gaylord Perry (the famous MLB junkball pitcher) offered to do ads for Vaseline and was turned away. "Howdy! I'm your U.S. Senator, and I'm here to recommend you buy Fragrance Row composted steer manure for your lawn and garden." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Hi, I'm Pete Rose and I would like to talk to you about Gamblers Anonymous' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected celebrity endorsements "Hi, I'm Michael Moore..." "And I'm Rush Limbaugh..." (together) "... and we're the spokesmen for SlimFast!" NT: Amusing or ironic non-fatal things to happen to a political pundit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The victim of their outbursts comes into the studo and French Kisses them live on air which shuts them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing or ironic non-fatal things to happen to a political pundit. "Today the President of the United States started his own radio show called Bite Me, Rush..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing or ironic non-fatal things to happen to a political pundit. Bob Franken finds that being a United States Senator isn't anywhere near what it's cracked up to be. NT: More things that are nowhere near what they're cracked up to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Being a posterior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things that are nowhere near what they're cracked up to be. Pickled eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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