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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble.

 

He shed hair all over my desk and it blocked up my CPU case fan; the bastard owes me a new PC.

 

I voted for Susano' date=' not Haven. I demand a recount![/quote']

 

Blame him for Portland's soccer mess.

 

I see. Bait me will you ? I will have my revenge in this life and the next.....

 

NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind.

 

He has male cheerleaders in scantily clad costumes to cheer the fans on.

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NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind.

 

"I'm going to model the operation of my team after one of the sport's great owners--Al Davis."

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NT: Subtle signs that the owner of the newest NFL expansion team is out of his mind.

 

"Really, the fact that multiple franchises have failed here shouldn't give anyone pause! Los Angeles is a great town for the NFL!"

 

NT: The "Bengals" just isn't a good name for the Cincinnati franchise anymore. What should it be?

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NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially.

 

"So long, and try not to drive anyone to suicide today."

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NT: 'Have a nice Day' and 'Have a good one' are old hat insincere. New ways to say goodbye in corporate fashion or socially.

 

Hard to beat the old standby, "Be careful out there."

 

NT: Cancer gives his physics exam tomorrow. Suggest appropriate bribes his students might offer that have a chance of being accepted. Difficulty: no sexual favors.

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NT: Rejected celebrity endorsements

 

True: Gaylord Perry (the famous MLB junkball pitcher) offered to do ads for Vaseline and was turned away.

 

"Howdy! I'm your U.S. Senator, and I'm here to recommend you buy Fragrance Row composted steer manure for your lawn and garden."

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