Tim Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Viperia Swimsuit Calendar. New Topic: Spoon!!! The waiter has forgotten your silverware and you can't eat your soup. WHat do you yell at him to get his attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello dear, what new yoga position do you want to teach me tonight ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Spoon!!! "And your question is . . . what is an overrated indie rock band?" NT: Tonight begins my second session as a volunteer soccer coach for first-grade boys. What's a good way to utterly alienate them and keep them from wanting to play soccer ever again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tonight begins my second session as a volunteer soccer coach for first-grade boys. What's a good way to utterly alienate them and keep them from wanting to play soccer ever again? Show up dressed as Beckham. Victoria Beckham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tonight begins my second session as a volunteer soccer coach for first-grade boys. What's a good way to utterly alienate them and keep them from wanting to play soccer ever again? "All right, everybody, listen up. Before we go out onto the field, you need to understand the physics behind soccer. Now, if you look at the equations on the blackboard behind me... don't worry, kids, in a few months you should understand this well enough that we can start playing actual soccer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Show then the England National team playing. That will alienate them. It worked for me and I'm British. NT: Spectacularly unpatriotic things to do. Difficulty: No mention of Communism if American, Facism for Italy and Germany and Terrorism generally. And try at least to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Spectacularly unpatriotic things to do. Difficulty: No mention of Communism if American, Facism for Italy and Germany and Terrorism generally. And try at least to be funny. "I'll have an order of Dictatorship Fries, please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Spectacularly unpatriotic things to do. Difficulty: No mention of Communism if American, Facism for Italy and Germany and Terrorism generally. And try at least to be funny. "That was a wonderful, inspiring rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Just one question -- aren't you from North Korea?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Spectacularly unpatriotic things to do. Difficulty: No mention of Communism if American, Facism for Italy and Germany and Terrorism generally. And try at least to be funny. "Hi, I'm a Democrat." NT: I have a particularly unpatriotic form of pastry. What should I call it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Communist Waffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Treason Tarts. Goes great with Improper Tea (because proper tea is theft). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I have a particularly unpatriotic form of pastry. What should I call it? "What? A Kaiser Roll? Why, when I fought under General Pershing, we were trying to stop the Kaiser. What kind of vet do you take me for. Dang kids...." NT: It began as a fad, but now has become a movement. What is It? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It began as a fad' date=' but now has become a movement. What is It?[/quote'] Eating lots of beans for healthy protein began as a fad, but it most definitely ends with a movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Science Fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It began as a fad' date=' but now has become a movement. What is It?[/quote'] Plunge necklines. And man, what a movement. NT: Superhero endorsements for craft brewery products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero endorsements for craft brewery products. "Hi, I'm Wolverine, and if you don't stop drinking that godawful, bland pisswater brewed by major corporations, I will hunt you down and stab you in the stinking head." I'm with you, Woverine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero endorsements for craft brewery products. "Hulk drink Budweiser! HULK SMASHED!" *falls off barstool* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero endorsements for craft brewery products. "They call me the Man Without Fear. What's my secret?" :Pours from a bottle. Label on the bottle reads 'Jagermeister': "A couple of these babies and I fear nothing! Sometimes I drink till I can't see...:" NT: Superhero endorsements for frozen foods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paradise Island Ice Cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero endorsements for frozen foods Aquaman for Mrs. Paul's Fish sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero endorsements for frozen foods "Iceman for every frozen food company in the country, saying visit your frozen food aisle." NT: Things you shouldn't find in a supermarket but do anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tiki Torches ? Cigarettes ? Cashiers with more than one piece of metal in their face ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you shouldn't find in a supermarket but do anyway. People who haven't bathed in three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Iceman for every frozen food company in the country, saying visit your frozen food aisle." NT: Things you shouldn't find in a supermarket but do anyway. Employees with open sores handling unpackaged fruits and vegetables... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Competitions that have passed that enter by date NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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