Cancer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended) Force-feed them a factor of 10 more of the stuff, in order to invoke the puke reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended) Sing "My Favorite Things" at the top of your voice, adding a new verse including that particular favourite thing. And if you've ever heard me sing, you'd know why that would cure somebody. My voice fills the room so well, people get up and leave to make more room for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended) Do Posters really have favorite things? Mine usually just hand on the wall where I put them......... NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind, who should play the rest of the Rat Pack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind' date=' who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?[/quote'] Adam Sandler as Sammy Davis, Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Robbie The Robot from the series Lost in Space and the film Forbidden Planet as Peter Lawford. Think about it Lawford got Monroe hooked up with people as he had the acting skill and charm of a robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind' date=' who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?[/quote'] One of the Budweiser Clydesdales as Dean Martin. The most unusual thing about that is that the Clydesdales are all geldings. NT: Lawyers, guns, and money are not sufficient. What else is needed to get out of your predicament? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lawyers' date=' guns, and money are not sufficient. What else is needed to get out of your predicament?[/quote'] Duct tape, baling twine, and a Swiss Army knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a smoking hot woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lawyers' date=' guns, and money are not sufficient. What else is needed to get out of your predicament?[/quote'] A cocker spaniel, a gallon of green paint, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur. NT: The worst advice you ever got from your drunk Uncle Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst advice you ever got from your drunk Uncle Al. "Put all your retirement money into Fannie Mae stock and forget about it." Well, he was right about the "forget about it" part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst advice you ever got from your drunk Uncle Al. "You aren't drinking enough Scotch, son." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst advice you ever got from your drunk Uncle Al. "Women love it when you slap 'em and call 'em whores." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat PSSSSTTTT !!!!! Log-Man ! Your was the third reply ! New Topic please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why Log-Man has been too distracted to leave a New Topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's having a Hells Angels party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why Log-Man has been too distracted to leave a New Topic. He's Better than Bad. He's Good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why Log-Man has been too distracted to leave a New Topic. Too busy slapping women and calling them whores NT: World's Worst Person to be stuck in line behind at the DMV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Person to be stuck in line behind at the DMV "I need to register twenty-seven new cars -- one for each of the relatives I also need replacement ID cards for....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Person to be stuck in line behind at the DMV "At lunch today, they said I'd never be able to finish three dozen bean burritos, but I did! The trick is to cleanse your palate after every dozen with some pork rinds and beer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Shower? What's that?" NT: Locations in the space-time continuum that would not benefit from a visit from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Shower? What's that?" NT: Locations in the space-time continuum that would not benefit from a visit from you. Any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The mayor's office in Chicago at any time. I like Chicago but my grudge is against the guy alleged to run it in perpituity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Locations in the space-time continuum that would not benefit from a visit from you. Prehistoric Earth a the moment of the genesis of life. I'd probably slip and fall into the wrong pool of amino acid-laden water and throw off the reaction, and the end product of the next three point seven billion years of evolution would be sentient tree sloths. New Topic: Bizarre historical events you'd "fix" if you had a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bizarre historical events you'd "fix" if you had a time machine. "Ewoks defeat the Empire? Are you serious? C'mon man, you gotta do better." With thanks to Hurley from Lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bizarre historical events you'd "fix" if you had a time machine. FOX cancels the Tick. what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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