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NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended)

 

Force-feed them a factor of 10 more of the stuff, in order to invoke the puke reflex.

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NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended)

 

Sing "My Favorite Things" at the top of your voice, adding a new verse including that particular favourite thing.

 

And if you've ever heard me sing, you'd know why that would cure somebody. My voice fills the room so well, people get up and leave to make more room for it...

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NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended)

 

Do Posters really have favorite things? Mine usually just hand on the wall where I put them.........

 

 

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NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind' date=' who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?[/quote']

 

Adam Sandler as Sammy Davis, Jr.

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NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind' date=' who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?[/quote']

 

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NT: Lawyers' date=' guns, and money are not sufficient. What else is needed to get out of your predicament?[/quote']

 

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