Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other effective uses for Twinkies "We're out of ammunition for the grenade launcher! What have we got?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other effective uses for Twinkies Point of order: 'Other effective uses' implies that there's one effective use for Twinkies to start with. If there is one, it's certainly not as food. Oh, all right. Experimental test subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do we use to fill this hole in the wall?" NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you peanuts at the ball game is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you peanuts at the ball game is out of his mind. "Get your organically grown, fair-trade peanuts! Only $23 a bag!" (Either he's out of his mind, or you're at a ball game on the West Coast. Oregon, maybe.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you peanuts at the ball game is out of his mind. "Stock tips! Wall Street quality stock tips! Instant results! Getcher stock tips here! You'll end up with peanuts! Hahahaha!!!" "Get your organically grown, fair-trade peanuts! Only $23 a bag!" (Either he's out of his mind, or you're at a ball game on the West Coast. Oregon, maybe.) (OT: I went to a game last night and the peanuts were only $4.50 a bag. None of that commie pervert liberal other bullstuff.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He makes monkey feeding calls. NT: Sage advice you would give a newbie Poster to these forums: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He makes monkey feeding calls. NT: Sage advice you would give a newbie Poster to these forums: At all costs, avoid Mightybec (when he's with sheep), Enforcer84 (when he's sans pants), and Death Tribble (when he's going through Gillian Anderson withdrawls). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He makes monkey feeding calls. NT: Sage advice you would give a newbie Poster to these forums: "Run! While you can! Don't just sit there -- RUN!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sage advice you would give a newbie Poster to these forums: Posting almost naked pictures of hot lesbians will get you lots of rep. NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Posting almost naked pictures of hot lesbians will get you lots of rep. NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into? Hopefully, the one with the almost naked hot lesbians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into? "Something humorous, with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, Come -- I'm not a bit angry!" (Rep to the first reppable person who knows who I'm quoting!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into? "Bwah-ha-ha-ha-hah! You have thirty seconds to factor this cubic equation, or die a horrible, horrible death!" Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed. New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal, immoral, or school-related). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bring in the marines and their drill instructers to sharpen them up. Have the students get regulation haircuts even the girls and go through marine training but no weapons training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bring in the marines and their drill instructers to sharpen them up. Have the students get regulation haircuts even the girls and go through marine training but no weapons training. (Emphasis mine. -P) This is an important proviso. Giving students weapons training is a bad idea. especially if you're the teacher who signed them up for boot camp in the first place. Okay, two to go, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal' date=' immoral, or school-related).[/quote'] Find out where they work, and show up there. Every day. Make things go as slowly as possible. Talk whenever the student tries to talk with other customers, and demand their attention when they look away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Something humorous' date=' with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, Come -- I'm not a bit angry!"[/quote'] So Ko-Ko... what's up New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal, immoral, or school-related). Just living well on the massive salary that we get.... what? NT: Surprises in the Magic-Lakers NBA finals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises in the Magic-Lakers NBA finals The Lady of the Lake thrusts her hand up through center court holding the sword Excalibur in her hand. I'm sorry I thought you meant a Magic Lake game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises in the Magic-Lakers NBA finals In the middle of the fourth quarter, Kobe Bryant suddenly finds himself turned into a toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Someone actually realises that no-one cares about the result. NT: What basketball players do when the NBA folds due to lack of interest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat start playing hockey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What basketball players do when the NBA folds due to lack of interest Who cares? (Well, you did say "when the NBA folds due to lack of interest.") Oh, all right. They sit around discussing new possible meanings for "B-Ball". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What basketball players do when the NBA folds due to lack of interest Track down David Stern (who no doubt goes laughing all the way to the bank), and make him painfully and messily dead over about an 18-hour interval, including lots (emphasize: lots) of degrading begging for mercy and repeated reneging on agreements to stop the torture if only he cuts off his own _____ (fill in the blank, several different times) and eats it. Take video and sell it on pay-per-view. Become billionaires as it's the greatest piece of entertainment since the Bikini H-bomb tests. NT: Other cues that Cancer is a vindictive sadist who not only nurses grudges, he is exorbitantly nurturing of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Any student Cancer gives an A to ends up in a sanitorium either incurably insane or in dire need of help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other cues that Cancer is a vindictive sadist who not only nurses grudges' date=' he is exorbitantly nurturing of them.[/quote'] Ah... it must be exam time. He's an instructor. He has students. Need we say more? (That's not to say that the vindictiveness, sadism, and the nursing and nurturing of grudges isn't completely justitified...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat his name is Cancer. NT: (something easy) Celebrity Endorsements you'd love to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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