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NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you peanuts at the ball game is out of his mind.

 

"Get your organically grown, fair-trade peanuts! Only $23 a bag!"

 

(Either he's out of his mind, or you're at a ball game on the West Coast. Oregon, maybe.)

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NT: Subtle signs that the guy selling you peanuts at the ball game is out of his mind.

 

"Stock tips! Wall Street quality stock tips! Instant results! Getcher stock tips here! You'll end up with peanuts! Hahahaha!!!"

 

"Get your organically grown, fair-trade peanuts! Only $23 a bag!"

 

(Either he's out of his mind, or you're at a ball game on the West Coast. Oregon, maybe.)

(OT: I went to a game last night and the peanuts were only $4.50 a bag. None of that commie pervert liberal other bullstuff.)

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NT: Sage advice you would give a newbie Poster to these forums:

 

Posting almost naked pictures of hot lesbians will get you lots of rep.

 

 

 

NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into?

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NT: You have just been defeated by your nemisis. What deathtrap are you put into?

 

"Bwah-ha-ha-ha-hah! You have thirty seconds to factor this cubic equation, or die a horrible, horrible death!"

 

Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed.

 

New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal, immoral, or school-related).

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Bring in the marines and their drill instructers to sharpen them up. Have the students get regulation haircuts even the girls and go through marine training but no weapons training. (Emphasis mine. -P)

 

This is an important proviso. Giving students weapons training is a bad idea. especially if you're the teacher who signed them up for boot camp in the first place.

 

Okay, two to go, then.

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New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal' date=' immoral, or school-related).[/quote']

 

Find out where they work, and show up there. Every day. Make things go as slowly as possible. Talk whenever the student tries to talk with other customers, and demand their attention when they look away.

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"Something humorous' date=' with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, Come -- I'm not a bit angry!"[/quote']

 

So Ko-Ko... what's up

 

 

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Just living well on the massive salary that we get....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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NT: What basketball players do when the NBA folds due to lack of interest

 

Track down David Stern (who no doubt goes laughing all the way to the bank), and make him painfully and messily dead over about an 18-hour interval, including lots (emphasize: lots) of degrading begging for mercy and repeated reneging on agreements to stop the torture if only he cuts off his own _____ (fill in the blank, several different times) and eats it. Take video and sell it on pay-per-view. Become billionaires as it's the greatest piece of entertainment since the Bikini H-bomb tests.

 

NT: Other cues that Cancer is a vindictive sadist who not only nurses grudges, he is exorbitantly nurturing of them.

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NT: Other cues that Cancer is a vindictive sadist who not only nurses grudges' date=' he is exorbitantly nurturing of them.[/quote']

 

Ah... it must be exam time. ;)

 

He's an instructor. He has students. Need we say more?

 

(That's not to say that the vindictiveness, sadism, and the nursing and nurturing of grudges isn't completely justitified...)

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