Psybolt Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (something easy) Celebrity Endorsements you'd love to see. "Hi, this is Dick Cheney for Viagra" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (something easy) Celebrity Endorsements you'd love to see. Rosie O'Donnell for Slim-Fast. Hey, if Tommy Lasorda could do it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian Anderson for Victoria's Secret. Excuse me I'll be in my bunk....... NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament. Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament. Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why. The Road Runner. He could hold 2 seats. "Mep Mep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament. Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why. Barack Obama. Hey, he's done almost as much campaigning and image-building in Europe as he's done in the United States.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament. Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why. Any of several porn stars. I mean, it worked fine in the Italian parliament, right? And, like, they're real people and real residents of European states? NT: Professional societies you'd like to belong to, and write off the membership dues on your taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional societies you'd like to belong to' date=' and write off the membership dues on your taxes.[/quote'] The International Society of Roller-Coaster Designers and Testers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The International Wine Growers, brewers and distillers association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional societies you'd like to belong to' date=' and write off the membership dues on your taxes.[/quote'] Time Travelers Guild. NT: Time to make the ________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time to make the ________! ...idiots responsible for the current economic situation suffer for their incompetence and greed! Suffer, I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time to make the ________! [17 years old] ... hottie next door! [/17 years old] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time to make the ________! Pie. Isn't it always time for pie? NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia Take away their laptops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia Trick them into a getting in a flame war with the Fundamentalist LDS on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia Pit them in a flamewar against the Jewish Scientologists as to whether Zenu really is the savior, or just a prophet. NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology, that show that he has gone totally around the bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The way he raises his kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology' date=' that show that he has gone totally around the bend.[/quote'] Now that he's gone completely around the bend, as it were, the most effective thing he could do to promote Scientology would be to renounce it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He pronounces himself to be L Ron Hubbard NT: Unlikely defeats in sport. Difficulty: Cannot have been in the news for 30 years plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He pronounces himself to be L Ron Hubbard NT: Unlikely defeats in sport. Difficulty: Cannot have been in the news for 30 years plus. Hm, ok let's see... 2009-30 years= 1979... OK... The miracle Mets from 1969 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Denver Broncos beating anybody in their first fifteen seasons (1960-1974). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely defeats in sport. Difficulty: Cannot have been in the news for 30 years plus. The 1940 NFL Championship game: Chicago Bears over the Washington Redskins, 73 - 0. The Bears kicked so many extra points into the stands (this being before the days of the nets that kept fans from getting the balls) that they actually began to run out of footballs. NT: Scone and/or muffin varieties Cancer will NOT find when he goes for his morning coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Scone and/or muffin varieties Cancer will NOT find when he goes for his morning coffee. Human pancreas muffins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mule. Never heard of Muffin the Mule ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Scone and/or muffin varieties Cancer will NOT find when he goes for his morning coffee. Sauerkraut and Toadstool muffins with Arsenic sauce. NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind. "Yeah, I did say it'd be cool to have a nuclear reactor on the premises so I could be self-contained in terms of power, but I genuinely didn't expect to have one wall of the master suite taken up by a picture window onto the reactor core. Still, Cerenkov radiation blue is really pretty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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