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NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament.

Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why.

 

The Road Runner. He could hold 2 seats. "Mep Mep!"

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NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament.

Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why.

 

Barack Obama. Hey, he's done almost as much campaigning and image-building in Europe as he's done in the United States....

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NT: It's the European Elections when Europe votes in new Members of the European Parliament.

Name someone who you think would make a good MEP and why.

 

Any of several porn stars. I mean, it worked fine in the Italian parliament, right? And, like, they're real people and real residents of European states?

 

NT: Professional societies you'd like to belong to, and write off the membership dues on your taxes.

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NT: Professional societies you'd like to belong to' date=' and write off the membership dues on your taxes.[/quote']

 

The International Society of Roller-Coaster Designers and Testers.

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NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia

 

Pit them in a flamewar against the Jewish Scientologists as to whether Zenu really is the savior, or just a prophet.

 

 

NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology, that show that he has gone totally around the bend.

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NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology' date=' that show that he has gone totally around the bend.[/quote']

 

Now that he's gone completely around the bend, as it were, the most effective thing he could do to promote Scientology would be to renounce it.

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NT: Unlikely defeats in sport. Difficulty: Cannot have been in the news for 30 years plus.

 

The 1940 NFL Championship game: Chicago Bears over the Washington Redskins, 73 - 0. The Bears kicked so many extra points into the stands (this being before the days of the nets that kept fans from getting the balls) that they actually began to run out of footballs.

 

NT: Scone and/or muffin varieties Cancer will NOT find when he goes for his morning coffee.

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NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind.

 

"Yeah, I did say it'd be cool to have a nuclear reactor on the premises so I could be self-contained in terms of power, but I genuinely didn't expect to have one wall of the master suite taken up by a picture window onto the reactor core. Still, Cerenkov radiation blue is really pretty."

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