BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind. His name is Bloody Stupid Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sauerkraut and Toadstool muffins with Arsenic sauce. Oooh, you're a mean one. NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind. There's an alcove in the master bedroom just the right size for an 84" flat-screen TV . . . and no doors or windows even remotely big enough to get one in there. New Topic: Worst summer jobs ever. (Difficulty: Summer jobs that you, or someone you know, has actually had.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Worst summer jobs ever. (Difficulty: Summer jobs that you' date=' or someone you know, has actually had.)[/quote'] Changer of the monkey cages in the primate research center at Eastern State Hospital at Medical Lake, Washington. The monkeys heard you coming, and would bounce off the back of their cages, grab double footfuls of monkey sh*t, grab the bars on the top of the cage with their hands, swing with all their might and let fly the fecal barrage as their feet passed between the front bars of the cage. All this with practiced expert timing so that the barrage hit the entering keeper with revolting coordinated impact. Mark told me that carrying out Pickett's Charge against Cemetery Ridge at Gettysburg could not have been as bad as his job was, because at least the Union artillery was firing canister full of lead shot, not double fistfuls of money s**t, and the attacking rebels at least got muskets and could hope to get at least one of the guys blasting him with ... hot lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wow, Cancer, two days and no new answers. Does that mean that you're the Threadslayer for posting an answer nobody else could hope to top, or that I'm the Threadslayer for having posed the question in the first place? Just wonderin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My favorite post of my own in this thread, though, is this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, since the last one was apparently too hard.... New Topic: Unusual ways to celebrate your favorite team winning a championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual ways to celebrate your favorite team winning a championship. Golden Girls Marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carpet bomb Idaho with real carpets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Worst summer jobs ever. (Difficulty: Summer jobs that you' date=' or someone you know, has actually had.)[/quote'] Asphalt sealcoating. In Florida. During the summer. Putting black tar down on parking lots under a blazing sun. Ugh. I'd almost rather work at McDonalds. New Topic: Unusual ways to celebrate your favorite team winning a championship. Holding a formal tea and crumpets social to welcome them back to town. Hey, I live in the shadow of Detroit. Other people (unfortunately and unrealistically) expect us to burn the town down after every championship win. They think anything short of overturned cars burning in the streets is "unusual." NT: Ways that Detroit *should* celebrate championship wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Have ice cream and cold beer after all it will be a cold day in Hell when the Lions win the Superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways that Detroit *should* celebrate championship wins. Burn down Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual ways to celebrate your favorite team winning a championship. Create Hero characters of everyone on and around the team. I wonder what the STR of the assistant trainer is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst: nightmask, new topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who would win in an actual battle of the Late Night Talkshow hosts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who would win in an actual battle of the Late Night Talkshow hosts? Conan O'Brien. I mean, his first name's Conan. He has to swing a mean axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who would win in an actual battle of the Late Night Talkshow hosts? Stephen Colbert He has an entire Nation behind him Plus I think he'd cheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jay Leno. I knew Mafia guys when he was coming up as a comic and these people don't forget. NT: csyphrett tends to put Hero Games posters in his Champions forum stories. Name three unusual posters for his next story and their odd entrances. Difficulty: Csyphrett last used Zornwil, Death Tribble, Trebauchet, Egyptoid, Bone Daddy, Duster Boy, Oddhat, Super Squirrel, Alice the Owl, Bubba Smith, Satinkitty and Hermit so these cannot be used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: csyphrett tends to put Hero Games posters in his Champions forum stories. Name three unusual posters for his next story and their odd entrances. Difficulty: Csyphrett last used Zornwil, Death Tribble, Trebauchet, Egyptoid, Bone Daddy, Duster Boy, Oddhat, Super Squirrel, Alice the Owl, Bubba Smith, Satinkitty and Hermit so these cannot be used. Burrito Boy eaten with a little sour cream and getting his revenge the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jay Leno. I knew Mafia guys when he was coming up as a comic and these people don't forget. NT: csyphrett tends to put Hero Games posters in his Champions forum stories. Name three unusual posters for his next story and their odd entrances. Difficulty: Csyphrett last used Zornwil, Death Tribble, Trebauchet, Egyptoid, Bone Daddy, Duster Boy, Oddhat, Super Squirrel, Alice the Owl, Bubba Smith, Satinkitty and Hermit so these cannot be used. Mightbec, bursting out of the stomach of a giant sheep while tapdancing and singing the Irish national anthem ("Beer! Beer! Beer") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: csyphrett tends to put Hero Games posters in his Champions forum stories. Name three unusual posters for his next story and their odd entrances. Difficulty: Csyphrett last used Zornwil' date=' Death Tribble, Trebauchet, Egyptoid, Bone Daddy, Duster Boy, Oddhat, Super Squirrel, Alice the Owl, Bubba Smith, Satinkitty and Hermit so these cannot be used.[/quote'] Gillian Anderson strolls confidently onto the stage. Death Tribble, who was starting to think "Best Champions forum story EVER!!", is shocked to discover that it's not the real Gillian Anderson, but actually a member of the Hero Boards who has developed unexplained shape-changing powers--Haven Walkur. Awkward. New Topic: If you developed unexplained shape-changing powers, who would you imitate and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If you developed unexplained shape-changing powers' date=' who would you imitate and why?[/quote'] Dirk Diggler because... well... um... ah... nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat David Duchovny, Danny Dyer or Toby Stephens. They have all had passionate scenes with Gillian Anderson. Yes I am that shallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If you developed unexplained shape-changing powers' date=' who would you imitate and why?[/quote'] Doctor Doom. I mean, when you go on a rampage of stick-ups and the only ID everyone can give is Doctor Doom, you can make it clean. NT: Amusing things you can leave in the hole in the early stages of a construction site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing things you can leave in the hole in the early stages of a construction site. Singing frogs. What else are they good for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing things you can leave in the hole in the early stages of a construction site. Nitrogen triiodide. It's only mildly explosive, and the resulting stench would be well worth the little boom at the beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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