BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was stirring on Christmas Eve that made so much noise ? Difficulty No mention of Father Christmas' date=' Santa Claus, Elves or reindeer or kids getting up early.[/quote'] That noise up on the rooftop? It was roofers. And while they were hammering away, they called me a paranoid freak... in Morse code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was stirring on Christmas Eve that made so much noise ? Difficulty No mention of Father Christmas' date=' Santa Claus, Elves or reindeer or kids getting up early.[/quote'] Five drunks having a knock-down-drag-out over the color of the elephants dancing on the street corners. Or about quantum physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was stirring on Christmas Eve that made so much noise ? Difficulty No mention of Father Christmas' date=' Santa Claus, Elves or reindeer or kids getting up early.[/quote'] The batter for a massive pound cake with raisins, nuts and dates. Evidently someone forgot to tell those mice that they need to crack the nuts open first. NT: Subtle signs that your favorite NBA team has drafted the wrong player tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your favorite NBA team has drafted the wrong player tonight. "This kid is the next coming of Sam Bowie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your favorite NBA team has drafted the wrong player tonight. With their first round pick they chose Stephen Strasburg out of San Diego State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your favorite NBA team has drafted the wrong player tonight. "I'm telling you, Billy Barty is the PERFECT Center!" NT: Other jobs that Billy Barty would not be a good hire for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other jobs that Billy Barty would not be a good hire for. Theoretical xenobiologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The part of Shaquille O'Neal in a film of O'Neal's life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything requiring one to be alive. (Barty died in 2000) NT: Subtle signs that you have unexpectedly found yourself dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you have unexpectedly found yourself dead. You hear: "Hey, check the stomach contents, while I weigh the intestines." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you have unexpectedly found yourself dead. Looking behind the sofa for the TV remote control, you see your lifeless corpse. (Hey you did say "found yourself dead.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you have unexpectedly found yourself dead. The smell. NT: Smells (other than that of a dead body) you really don't want to smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smells (other than that of a dead body) you really don't want to smell. "I thought that troll was supposed to be invisible! How did you know he was in here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smells (other than that of a dead body) you really don't want to smell. Half the chemicals I smell every other day at the dialysis clinic. The disinfectant stuff (I think it's called Betadyne) they put on my arm before they stick me positively REEKS, in addition to being this ugly yellow-brown color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My flesh burning when the skin Doctor cauterizes a tumor removal. NT: If you were a house cat, who would you want your Human to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a house cat' date=' who would you want your Human to be ?[/quote'] Wouldn't matter. If I were a house cat, all humans would be equally my inferiors/servants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a house cat, who would you want your Human to be ? Someone who really liked cats but didn't want a whole house of them, so the house would be mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a house cat' date=' who would you want your Human to be ?[/quote'] Someone rich who can afford gourmet cat food. NT: Subtle signs that the tabloid media no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the tabloid media no longer finds your antics amusing. They stop putting you on the front page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They ignore you. They stop camping out in your trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the tabloid media no longer finds your antics amusing. You break up with Britney Spears NT: Biggest surprise in GI Joe: the Movie this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in GI Joe: the Movie this summer The audience isn't rooting for Cobra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in GI Joe: the Movie this summer The creators remember the source material and the whole movie isn't a gigantic bloodbath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Baroness is a blonde bimbo with 20/20 vision NT: The 2nd World War is being made into a 2 and a half hour movie. What gets added to make it relevant to today's audience ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The 2nd World War is being made into a 2 and a half hour movie. What gets added to make it relevant to today's audience ? Rampant screaming. "THIS! IS! NORMANDY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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