Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Scenes you wont see in a Looney Tunes movie I Finawlly shot that Wascally Wabbit. Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi I am Yosemite Sam and this Blow is to die for, dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello, I'm Daffy Duck, billionaire and philanthropist. I've come here to the United Way Office today to give money away. IT'S ALL YOURS! ALL YOURS, UNDERSTAND! YOURS, YOURS, ALL YOURS! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOOOOO! *runs around flinging Benjamins into the air* NT: Things you can say about your cat that you can't (or at least shouldn't) say about your significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your cat that you can't (or at least shouldn't) say about your significant other. It's such a pretty pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat you fat, slovenly and you eat like a pig. Yes you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Can't you use the litterbox? New Scene: Things overheard at the Auto Shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Scene: Things overheard at the Auto Shop Y'know, Phil...I do think his Holyness would appreciate his car horn playing "La Cucaracha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Scene: Things overheard at the Auto Shop I tell you, the lady who brought this car is was much hotter than the girl on the calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are one real good looking guy Barry, now hand me that wrench and do it real slow. NT: Things you should not say with flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A dozen roses for you, dear. One for each time I had sex with your sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you should not say with flowers You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you should not say with flowers Sorry for the VD. The Penicillin's on me. NT: Signs your secretary is mad at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your secretary is mad at you."Er' date=' Delores... about that, um, email I dictated to the CEO... I honestly don't recall mentioning his wife at any point... er, [i']or[/i] livestock... and what on earth is a 'rimjob', anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What do you mean you talked to my wife?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your secretary is mad at you. Man I didn't realize you could get 3rd degree burns from coffee, and through a nice thick pair of dockers too. NT: Things that make you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that make you "Okay, that's time, open your mouth and we'll take the thermometer out... Yes, you have a slight fever and... hmmm... Say, what does 'rectal' mean, anyway?" Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, what did Mightybec just post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that make you This is a great porn. But what does "Shemale" mean? Oh wait, she's about to stand up from the hottub........." NT: Ways to tell that your boss is getting ready to fire you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The boss wants a pay rise but needs to keep the pay cost the same. Know what he's planning ? Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Get in here - I have some good news about all that free time you've been wanting..." Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, Bob, I know you think 'downsizing' means we're instituting a company-wide weight-loss program ..." NT: Bad times to sneeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, Bob, I know you think 'downsizing' means we're instituting a company-wide weight-loss program ..." NT: Bad times to sneeze "Whaddya know, that's a deadly but rare scorpion on your head, Al!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad times to sneeze "Okay, now the redwire... careful, it has a hair trigger..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Dread lord, here is your soup!" NS: Things overheard at the buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Dread lord, here is your soup!" NS: Things overheard at the buffet. "Gladys, pull your teeth out of the macaroni salad quick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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