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Hello, I'm Daffy Duck, billionaire and philanthropist. I've come here to the United Way Office today to give money away. IT'S ALL YOURS! ALL YOURS, UNDERSTAND! YOURS, YOURS, ALL YOURS! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOOOOO! *runs around flinging Benjamins into the air*

 

NT: Things you can say about your cat that you can't (or at least shouldn't) say about your significant other.

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NT: Things you can say about your cat that you can't (or at least shouldn't) say about your significant other.

 

It's such a pretty pussy.

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NT: Signs your secretary is mad at you.
"Er' date=' Delores... about that, um, email I dictated to the CEO... I honestly don't recall mentioning his wife at any point... er, [i']or[/i] livestock... and what on earth is a 'rimjob', anyway?"

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NT: Signs your secretary is mad at you.

 

 

Man I didn't realize you could get 3rd degree burns from coffee, and through a nice thick pair of dockers too.

 

NT: Things that make you :sick:

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NT: Things that make you :sick:

This is a great porn. But what does "Shemale" mean? Oh wait, she's about to stand up from the hottub........."

 

NT: Ways to tell that your boss is getting ready to fire you.

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"Now, Bob, I know you think 'downsizing' means we're instituting a company-wide weight-loss program ..."

 

NT: Bad times to sneeze

"Whaddya know, that's a deadly but rare scorpion on your head, Al!"

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