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NT: Subtle signs that your college Economics professor is out of his mind.

 

He actually has a postgraduate degree in Economics.

 

New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving.

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New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving.

 

Having them research the chemical engineering processes involved with uranium hexafluoride and gaseous diffusion enrichment, and dealing with the Dept of Homeland Security folks who come calling, curious about budding nuclear terrorists.

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New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving.

 

"Have you ever wondered what it's like to be reactor shielding? Well, you're about to find out...."

 

NT: Signs that the manager of the local nuclear power plant is out of his mind.

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NT: Oh No ! All across America the Turkeys have revolted and rise up to overthrow the humans who eat them' date=' ! What do they do ?[/quote']

 

Who, the humans or the turkeys?

 

Turkeys: Take shelter with the bigwigs at PeTA until the end of the week, then peck them to death once the imminent threat has passed.

 

Humans: Outsmart the turkeys and stop their cunning plan with one of our own. Turkeys are among the dumbest creatures on the planet, after all. Even many Americans are smarter than a turkey!

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NT: Oh No ! All across America the Turkeys have revolted and rise up to overthriow the humans who eat them' date=' ! What do they do ?[/quote']

 

The turkeys are none too pleased when they learn that the most effective thing they could do for their cause is to harbor large-scale salmonella contamination, and then rig the little pop-up thermometer jobs so they pop up early and the turkeys are undercooked. Let's face it: people would give up turkey if they feared it'd give them the pukes & the runs if they ate it again. But that doesn't help the current batch of turkeys much....

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NT: What sank Atlantis ? (Difficulty no references to the old Man From Atlantis series or Patrick Duffy)

 

No, *What* is on second. *Who* sank Atlantis!

(I don't know.)

(He's on third, we're not talking about him.)

 

NT: What kind of medication is BoloOfEarth on to cause him to break into Abbott & Costello bits?

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NT: What kind of medication is BoloOfEarth on to cause him to break into Abbott & Costello bits?

 

A blend of 78% elemental nitrogen, 21% elemental oxygen, and 1% trace gases by volume. Sure, that looks an awful lot like air, but it's that last 1% that really makes the difference.

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