Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things to see while Star Treking. Even casual obedience to the Laws of Physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things to see while Star Treking. A control console that DOESN'T explode when the ship takes a minor amount of damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Kirk not putting the moves on a female alien or otherwise NT: The last thing you want to hear at a Thanksgiving lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you want to hear at a Thanksgiving lunch "Hard to believe that wasn't real turkey, huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you want to hear at a Thanksgiving lunch "This meal was exclusively catered by Sam & Ella's Diner!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last thing you want to hear at a Thanksgiving lunch "So, Kristopher, what do you think about national health care?" NT: Biggest surprise you found hitting the stores during yesterday's Black Friday sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise you found hitting the stores during yesterday's Black Friday sales. People were actually polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise you found hitting the stores during yesterday's Black Friday sales. That there are so many cheap b@st@rds out there who are willing to deprive themselves of sleep so they can save a few bucks on a present. "Wow, you got up at 3:30 a.m. so that you wouldn't have to pay full price for my gift? I feel so loved." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, Kristopher, what do you think about national health care?" NT: Biggest surprise you found hitting the stores during yesterday's Black Friday sales. Someone please rep him for me!!! That is EXACTLY the conversation we had at dinner. They wondered why I left early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise you found hitting the stores during yesterday's Black Friday sales. They still had a few Wiis ins tock. NT: Subtle signs that you're too old to be going to this convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's called BarneyCon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're too old to be going to this convention. Your grandkids complain that you're slowing them down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You think there a lot of munchkins in town. Turns out they are children. And you are old enough to be their granfather. NT: Unusual fields of study at Miskatonic University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual fields of study at Miskatonic University Math 3010: Non-Euclidian Calculus in Five Dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual fields of study at Miskatonic University SOC 204: "Rainbows and Unicorns: A Study of Happy-Go-Lucky Carefree Living" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual fields of study at Miskatonic University Elder Anatomy NT: Things you can foresee -- with dread -- receiving this Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can foresee -- with dread -- receiving this Christmas. Dr. James Dobson's How to Give Up the Internet In One Easy Lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can foresee -- with dread -- receiving this Christmas. Swine Flu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can foresee -- with dread -- receiving this Christmas. A visit from my mother. NT: Since I do this one every year ... inappropriate gifts for the Wise Men to bring to Bethlehem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Since I do this one every year ... inappropriate gifts for the Wise Men to bring to Bethlehem. "Thorns? THORNS?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Since I do this one every year ... inappropriate gifts for the Wise Men to bring to Bethlehem. A bag of diapers and talcum powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Since I do this one every year ... inappropriate gifts for the Wise Men to bring to Bethlehem. "You brought the kid 'cold Frankenstein with fur'?! Man, you have *got* to get your hearing checked!" NT: Inappropriate Christmas carols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Christmas carols. Dashing thru the snow Bloody Axe in hand Over the fields I go Laughing like a madman. Killing all in sight I'm Jack Nicholson tonight "Here's Johny!" is my cry everyone will die. (not bad for an on the fly post.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Christmas carols. Anything on the Neil Diamond, Barbara Streisand, or Barry Manilow Christmas albums. They're all Jewish, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Christmas carols. We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, And please buy our beer! (Many thanks to Stan Freberg for that classic) NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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